My Global Warming Theory

Sonea Fifer

Sonea Fifer

Sonea Fifer

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Low temperatures and the hardy Scots/soft Southerners Theory......

50F / 10C degrees
People in southern England turn on the central heating
People in Edinburgh plant out bedding plants

40F / 4C degrees
Southerners shiver uncontrollably
Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs

35F / 2C degrees
Cars in the south of England refuse to start
People in Falkirk drive with their windows down

20F / -6C degrees
Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats
Aberdonian men throw on a T-shirt; girls start wearing mini-skirts

15F / -9C degrees
Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent
People from Dundee swim in the River Tay at Broughty Ferry

0 F / -17C degrees
Life in the south grinds to a halt
Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold

-10F / -23C degrees
Life in the south ceases to exist
People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket

-80F / -62C degrees
Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on
Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers

-100F / -73C degrees
Santa Claus abandons North Pole
People in Stirling put on their 'long johns'

-173F / -113C degrees
Alcohol freezes
Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut

-297F / -182C degrees
Microbial life starts to disappear
The cows in Dumfriesshire complain about farmers with cold hands

-460F / -273C degrees (Absolute Zero)
All atomic motion stops
Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands

-461F / -274C degrees
Hell freezes over
Scotland wins the World Cup :D

(if you cant laugh at yourself then who can you laugh at)
 
Oh my god! People have seen it before, they must tell us that they are better than us and there for = cool. :rolleyes:


Last one finally managed to crack a smile. :D
 
[DW]Muffin;10523624 said:
Oh my god! People have seen it before, they must tell us that they are better than us and there for = cool. :rolleyes:
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Agree, getting extremely tired of all these people who have seen things before therefore must whine about it. Get over it and ignore it.

I haven't seen it before, gave me a chuckle. :)
 
The cows one got a smile, the last one got a chuckle... the fact that my boss is half scottish and has just recieved this makes me grin.
 
snail1 said:
You cannot have -274C degrees.

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Current science theory states that you can't have a temperature lower then absolute zero, however the amount of research conducted on the temperature needed to freeze hell over is patchy at best, so I think there's not really enough evidence to make that assertation. ;)

BNurnsy
 
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