My google skills seem to be lacking.

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Because i'm a crazy cat, i want a pager. Can some one inform me if they still work at all?

 

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He is a dealer

I deal in love.

I want a pager because it think it compliments my personality quite well.

I actually did find pagers for sale, this BBC page put me at doubt though.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1137923.stm

 

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I have a pager, it's on me 24/7

Lifeboat?

 

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Close! Coastguard.

And funnily enough, it went off this morning

Instant respect to you sir.