My house is disgusting...

BlackDragon · 24 Feb 2008 at 03:12

As if living with incredibly lazy and disgusting flatmates wasn't bad enough, they decided to host a big house party and my house is indescribably disgusting. Alcohol spilled everywhere, takeaways ground into the carpet, rubbish everywhere, people being sick in various places....

I cannot wait to move out :mad:

Tefal · 24 Feb 2008 at 03:12

burn them while they sleep?

jak731 · 24 Feb 2008 at 03:15

cook them a nice chilli, using dorset naga paste in high quanities

Andelusion · 24 Feb 2008 at 03:20

You're quite obviously drunk.

I suggest sticking it out until the end of your contract, and joining in with your fair share of protectile stomach-drainage and general litteraryness.

Gaygle · 24 Feb 2008 at 03:23

WOOOO house party!

Although tbh, i can imagine how you feel. My motto is to always go to house parties, never have them.

Cupra · 24 Feb 2008 at 03:25

i always have house party,s but i dont invite retards and that usualy means its fine

Kreeeee · 24 Feb 2008 at 03:25

Eurgh, our house party has just finished... gonna be fun in the morning.

Gaygle · 24 Feb 2008 at 03:27

Kreeeee said:
Eurgh, our house party has just finished... gonna be fun in the morning.

Er......where was the OcUK invite?!

HarryPainful · 24 Feb 2008 at 03:33

Gaygle said:
WOOOO house party!

Although tbh, i can imagine how you feel. My motto is to always go to house parties, never have them.

Indeed

2StepSteve · 24 Feb 2008 at 03:33

BlackDragon said:
As if living with incredibly lazy and disgusting flatmates wasn't bad enough, they decided to host a big house party and my house is indescribably disgusting. Alcohol spilled everywhere, takeaways ground into the carpet, rubbish everywhere, people being sick in various places....

I cannot wait to move out

Something is wrong! You should be so drunk and out of your nut not to care about the nice alcohol that got wasted and tipped, or the food that has been trampled into the carpet... until at least 1pm later today!.. For a short term fix, you need more drink!

xen_ · 24 Feb 2008 at 10:52

Sounds like good fun

.

4T5 · 24 Feb 2008 at 10:55

Wait till they all crash then shave bald bits in there head, shave there eyebrows off & cover them in flower & beetroot juice. Anyone sleeping in there own puke should be Crapped on. Drop poop on there forehead & wake them up & film them rubbing there eyes

Then buy a big bolt for your door as you'll get it

LordSplodge · 24 Feb 2008 at 12:03

You think your house is bad. You see I came back from the countryside and got a bit of mud on the living room carpet. I couldn't rest until I cleaned it up. I felt like a dirty animal.

Boy am I glad I have my own house...

The only option is to burn them with fire.

neil3k · 24 Feb 2008 at 12:06

My house is terrible. GF's magazines everywhere. Must clean.

manveruppd · 24 Feb 2008 at 12:09

TTIUWP

Aod · 24 Feb 2008 at 12:55

LordSplodge said:
You think your house is bad. You see I came back from the countryside and got a bit of mud on the living room carpet. I couldn't rest until I cleaned it up. I felt like a dirty animal.

neil3k said:
My house is terrible. GF's magazines everywhere. Must clean.

Women.

Ace Modder · 24 Feb 2008 at 13:22

i had a house party last night, but moving house next week so i dont care atm.

LOL at all the people who are posting during/just after their party, couldn't have been very good party?

neil3k · 24 Feb 2008 at 13:38

Aod said:
Women.

Least my house is clean. *continues dusting*

Tefal · 24 Feb 2008 at 15:17

neil3k said:
Least my house is clean. *continues dusting*

aghhhhh, *tries to get image of neil3k in a French mad outfit with feather duster out of head*

gillywibble · 24 Feb 2008 at 17:24

Tefal said:
aghhhhh, *tries to get image of neil3k in a French mad outfit with feather duster out of head*

That's exactly what entered my head