My magic car

[Bri]

I can't decide whtat to do with my amazing invisible car. Should I use it fo fight crime or for mischevious purposes.....?

4 people pulled out on me today, 3 of which caused me to take evasive action, 1 was so damn close the wife nearly **** & he didn't even bloody notice the gormless ****!

What is it, is my car difficult to see? Are we allowing people who are blind to drive nowadays? Aaaaarggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Anyway, rant over, is it just a weekend thing? Anyone else experienced anything similar today? Maybe there's something in the water (or it might be all the chemicals in the air )

 

[Bri]

Have you posted a picture of your car?

If so i can't see it either

 

[Bri]

The thing is, they don't even appear to realise that they have done anything wrong, they just sit there looking gormless whilst I'm justiculating at them, suggesting that they try using their eyes

 

[Bri]

Its the ugliness of the vehicle in question that causes people to avert their eyes

Well, I could understand them not noticing me if I was in a little french shopping trolley.....

Aye, were you driving round Middlesbrough?,

It was round Portrack Lane mate, I know the roundabout you mean in boro though.

Unlucky mate.

Just checked your myspace. God your misses is fit.

Erm, cheers She's 37.5 weeks pregnant at the moment though, so not a barrle of laughs to live with