My Pet mouse Elvis died last night....

[antijoke]

....he was caught in a trap.

 

[Uncle Petey]

Worst I want a custom avatar thread ever.

 

[snips86x]

oh dear....

 

[Mynight]

Couldn't give a rats arse.

(Unless this is a really unfortunately worded serious thread then my condolences)

 

[OhEsEcks]

What's an Irish terrorists favourite shampoo?

Pantene Pro V.

 

[lafemmefatale]

....he was caught in a trap.

 

[antijoke]

Worst I want a custom avatar thread ever.

Christopher Walken > *

 

[hlxbravo]

"Dont Be Cruel"

"Are you Lonesome Tonight" ??

Bet you'll be checking into "Heartbreak Hotel" now.

 

[FoxEye]

He was always on my mind. We were.... having an affair.

I really don't know many Elvis songs :/

 

[doofer]

My hamster died last night too, fell asleep at the wheel.

 

[lafemmefatale]

My hamster died last night too, fell asleep at the wheel.

 

[dannyjo22]

R.I.P

My thoughts are with you and your family.

 

[Andrei23]

I'm sorry for your loss, move on.

 

[Malevolence]

....he was caught in a trap.

I bet you're all shook up.

 

[snips86x]

My hamster died last night too, fell asleep at the wheel.

 

[V F]

"Dont Be Cruel"

"Are you Lonesome Tonight" ??

Bet you'll be checking into "Heartbreak Hotel" now.

I bet you're all shook up.

 

[Hades]

Admiral Ackbar did warn us. But no-one would listen. We just mocked him. Now look what's happened!

 

[Tomsk]

Sounds suspicious....

 

[Boycey0211]

My hamster died last night too, fell asleep at the wheel.

This is by far better than the thread itself, you should get the avatar over the OP, that'll learn him!

 

[Derek W]

Didn't Elvis die on the toilet.....