Plus we have an En-Suite so no problem nipping for a piddle in the night!...
Plus if I sleep in the altogether and go for and pid you have to remember to wipe the balloon knot otherwise the Wife gets a bit annoyed with (her term) "The Wet End!!!"![]()
PJs need to stay near my bed when I'm expecting deliveries the next morning so I can fall out of bed and throw them on as I run down stairs to answer the door.
nd for the record, my girlfriend is stunning.![]()