wife: Why are the government more worried about aliens from outer space than foreign countries?
me: I didn't know they were.
wife: Well they're cancelling the Harriers and increasing protection from cyber-crime.
me: What???
Wife: Isn't that crime done by cyber-men?
me: I didn't know they were.
wife: Well they're cancelling the Harriers and increasing protection from cyber-crime.
me: What???
Wife: Isn't that crime done by cyber-men?