Myself, Yourself

[dirtychinchilla]

Would you kindly go **** yourself?

It's me and you.

An example, for context:

A sincere thanks from myself for registering your interest in solar!

We are still booking in installs for the sunny months, so if you’d like to make the most of your new system, get a call in with myself now and we can get the ball rolling!

Edit: happened to see this on Reddit by someone much better informed than me:

https://www.reddit.com/r/YouShouldKnow/s/ibG1hAvV08

 

[dirtychinchilla]

No medical threads

Not sure what the OP is trying to raise, is it the bad use of grammar?

Yes. It's estate agent speak. Something to make them sound more important. Instead, they sound stupid.

 

[dirtychinchilla]

African or Indian pidgeon English.

Tell themselves to f themselves as you said.

This is a native. I hear this **** all the time at work as well

 

[dirtychinchilla]

Had it again today, "if you have any trouble you can ring myself and I'll help you." I nearly corrected her.