Nails

[Theophany]

Hey GD.

I recently summoned what little willpower I have to stop biting my nails. It's a vile habit that I was rather embarrassed about and through a conscious effort, I now have immaculately clean, filed nails. It's a revelation being able to properly scratch my arse and balls for the first time in years! I imagine this is what it must be like for fat guys who lose a lot of weight and wake up one morning finally able to look down and see their winky again.

So GD, do you take proper care of your nails? Are you a biter? A ripper? Do you paint yours (I've seen a gorgeous shade of mauve that would really bring out the colour in my eyes)?

Love and kisses
Theo

 

[Theophany]

Biter, gnawer, sucker and then bleeder. I am monster in so many ways

Mauve would suit you so well. Maybe a nice pair of slingback mules and a fancy knee length summer dress, oh they have a sale on at Primark! Maybe if you are free tomorrow ? We can go for a Latte and catch up. I hear Sally has a new boyfriend but i heard she didn't really like him but wanted Richie... If you know what i mean!

ok hun have to dash.

/hugs



x x x

Darling, let's do lunch.

xox

I sometime imagine in my head that my bodies CIC keeps getting reports from damage control.

"Sir, we've lost outboard nails 1 3 and 5!"
"AGAIN!! We only replaced them last week, what the hell is going on?!"

But yeah, I really need to stop biting mine.

 

[Theophany]

I used to bite mine between the ages of probably 11 and 13 not sure why but one day I just decided to stop and haven't done so from that day.

Can't stand grotty nails though, don't paint them or anything like that but I do keep them short and clean on a regular basis. (I've actually been complimented on them by women a couple of times which I'm not really sure is a good thing or not).

* Goes back to filing nails *

It's a good thing. Usually means there's a chance she wants your fingers inside her.