Name your new restaurant!

[ElliorR]

**** Her Big Hairy ****

I don’t think I’ve quite got the grasp of innuendo.

 

[BUDFORCE]

Greg's house of tarts.

 

[Feek]

MEAT

or

JUST MEAT

And that would be a good indication of what's on the menu. Vegetarians and vegans would not be welcome.

 

[UTmaniac]

Jamaican me starvin!

 

[taB]

Fry me to the Moon

Veni, Sous Vidi, Eaty

 

[badboy]

THE BUTLERS PANTRY

Home cooked food


My last name is butler lol

 

[EGuitarStar]

PASTY SMASHERS
Pie, pasty and mash restaurant

 

[robfosters]

PASTY SMASHERS
Pie, pasty and mash restaurant

I’ll have smashed pasty, mash and lick her please

 

[Mr Badger]

Wok You Looking At (punchy Asian Fusion)
Argy Bhaji (curry with a kick)
Frothing Gammon (belligerent traditional English)

Also The Smashed Pasty for baked pastry treats, but just realised that other great minds have already riffed on this theme.

 

[Brazo]

Sam and Ella’s Cafe

 

[Jono8]

EAT THE RICH

Billionaires

 

[Brutal biff]

The missing cat Chinese takeaway

 

[randal]

The missing cat Chinese takeaway

Do that and I shall open it's sister restaurant: THE BARKING DOG, a Chinese and Korean fusion restaurant.

"We'll literally serve anything, try our new Paw Patrol Platter."

 

[RxR]

CHOMPS GALORE

Fusion restaurant

 

[arknor]

Democracy Manifest
Purveyor of the most succulent Chinese meals

 

[Resident]

"Anywhere, I'm not fussed, You choose"

For when you ask the Mrs where she wants to go for food.

 

[Efour]

Bugger King/queen

A modern take on the humble beef burger. Entirely staffed by roller skating drag queens and every seating booth has a glory hole between them.

 

[RxR]

Bugger King/queen

A modern take on the humble beef burger. Entirely staffed by roller skating drag queens and every seating booth has a glory hole between them.

Is that where you work at the moment?

 

[slinxy]

Arrogant Ambassador!

(Sorry I used the wu name gen… 2000’s AI)

 

[Efour]

Is that where you work at the moment?

It's hardly work if you love the job