Name your new restaurant!

[potatolord]

Spud u like

 

[SimonRigga]

NORKS WITH FORKS

 

[j4ska]

Ez In Ez Out

Kebab Takeaway

 

[DJMK4]

Sprouts

The branding could say something like

No eaty no farty

 

[Cosimo]

GOBBLERS

"Get stuffed here"

 

[ODuffer]

Hoovers, like Hooters but it sucks.

 

[D.P.]

Hairy clams

Crusty baps

 

[Mr Badger]

Nil By Mouth
Roadkill
On You, On You
Fully Booked*

*Answers phone "Fully booked."
Customer "OK, I'll try somewhere else".

 

[NickK]

The non-binary cafe - dishes may or may not be served, may or may not identify as edible and post reviews at your own risk.

 

[On Holiday]

Hello beautifuls!

You're young* and on fire** and the new darling*** of the restaurant industry**** but something***** isn't clicking. What could it be?******

Hit me up with your best restaurant names and be in to win a big******* prize******** !

* debatable
** unlikely
*** hmm
**** yeppers
***** it is you
****** the point
******* not big
******** lol

Your restaurant name below, in caps mad is:

10 PRINT "PUT YOUR STUPID NAME HERE PLEASE AND THANK YOU";
20 INPUT A$
30 PRINT "Hello ";A$

The Offany.

 

[DJMK4]

Smelly fingers fish bar and restaurant