Natural Harvest

Snakedoctor · 10 Dec 2008 at 12:37

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

Some unusual recipies there.

semi-pro waster · 10 Dec 2008 at 12:43

The main question that keeps repeating in my head "why would you be searching for that"?

Le_Petit_Lapin · 10 Dec 2008 at 12:46

Probably the only food additive where trying to tease the last bit out of the container with a knife is a very bad idea.

Also: repost.

Snakedoctor · 10 Dec 2008 at 12:46

I did not "search" for it, a colleague sent it to me!

Greebo · 10 Dec 2008 at 12:46

words fail me........

Nitefly · 10 Dec 2008 at 12:47

Well, thats one way of getting my girlfriend to eat my 'harvest' ...

MikeHunt79 · 10 Dec 2008 at 12:48

Mmm, perfect, I'm just about to make some lunch...

I wonder if they've used any of recipes on Ready, Steady cook!

Cosimo · 10 Dec 2008 at 12:49

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/sh...highlight=http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

Snakedoctor said:
Some unusual recipies there.

KaHn · 10 Dec 2008 at 12:49

Last night my wife came home to see a young woman with tangled hair and dirty clothes kneeling in front of me with my pants around my ankles.

She gasped in surprise but before she could say a word I pointed to my copy of this book sitting on the table and said, "Honey, it's not what you think. I'm just trying to feed the homeless!"

HAHA!

KaHn

Le_Petit_Lapin · 10 Dec 2008 at 12:49

Nitefly said:
Well, thats one way of getting my girlfriend to eat my 'harvest' ...

.....but, getting your girl to lend a hand during cooking, would prove a whole lot less stressful using these recipes.

Beans on toast Dave · 10 Dec 2008 at 12:50

i can just see the misses cooking now, cum on darling we are a bit short on suppplys

Nitefly · 10 Dec 2008 at 12:52

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
.....but, getting your girl to lend a hand during cooking, would prove a whole lot less stressful using these recipes.

MikeHunt79 · 10 Dec 2008 at 13:01

I received my copy of the book last week. It took me and my partner all week to stock up for last night's intimate little dinner party. We decided to go for the man-made oysters, but while we were pouring the semen into the shells, a few drops spilled on the floor. As usual, our Shar-Pei was in the kitchen, just waiting for the occasional food spills. We were both so grossed out when Layla lapped up the spilled semen because when she was done she just looked up at us and licked her chops - begging for more. It's one thing for us to have fun cooking with semen, but it just seemed so wrong for our dog to be eating it too.

We enjoyed our meal very much, but just want to caution other would-be semen cookers to watch out for pets in the kitchen. There's nothing fun (of funny) about watching them licking up your stuff...

Ewwwww

Greebo · 10 Dec 2008 at 13:02

It concerns me that most of the recipes require at least a weeks supply and that is if you are only cooking for the two of you and not dinner guests

Le_Petit_Lapin · 10 Dec 2008 at 13:05

Greebo said:
It concerns me that most of the recipes require at least a weeks supply and that is if you are only cooking for the two of you and not dinner guests

If you have guests round, surely you could get them to "chip in" as it were.

Greebo · 10 Dec 2008 at 13:12

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
If you have guests round, surely you could get them to "chip in" as it were.

You would need them to come early before you started cooking though......

neil3k · 10 Dec 2008 at 13:14

Cosimo · 10 Dec 2008 at 13:15

Greebo said:
It concerns me that most of the recipes require at least a weeks supply and that is if you are only cooking for the two of you and not dinner guests

Just go and get a withdrawal from your local sperm bank.

SoapSurgeon · 10 Dec 2008 at 13:17

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
If you have guests round, surely you could get them to "chip in" as it were.

eating your own semen is one thing... but eating another man's semen?? :eek:

I imagine that to be a seriously awkward dinner party.

Greebo · 10 Dec 2008 at 13:20

SoapSurgeon said:
eating your own semen is one thing... but eating another man's semen??

I imagine that to be a seriously awkward dinner party.

Only if you told them. Perhaps you have had it already and you don't know?