Need a Hitman?

trojan698 · 29 Dec 2006 at 18:23

http://hitman.us/main.html

"Permanent solutions to common problems"! They even have a greatest hits section!

The internet rules.

Andr3w · 29 Dec 2006 at 18:24

Q: Can I get in trouble for hiring a hit man?
A: Not if you use OUR services...

lmao

Gift Certificates:

If you know someone who wants to have someone killed you can purchase a gift certificate, starting at $25,000. We will send you a 16-digit activation code that will have to be used to activate the gift certificate in the future. Gift certificates are valid for up to one year.

Jonny L · 29 Dec 2006 at 18:25

lol, do you reckon they would do in my maths teacher so i can have a bit longer to do a test paper?

D18241 · 29 Dec 2006 at 18:25

not just the site which made me lol

was the "join our team"

trojan698 · 29 Dec 2006 at 18:26

Yeah lol -
"Join Our Team!
You don't have to be a brain surgeon to work in our field."

slambo69 · 29 Dec 2006 at 18:27

"HITMAN is a cruelty-free organization. None of our services have been tested on animals."

Haha!

Jonny L · 29 Dec 2006 at 18:28

Lol, what if your a crap hitman, you could get killed by your victim lmfao!!!

Azza · 29 Dec 2006 at 18:37

I remember looking at this site a few years ago. Me and a freind where looking for a hitman to use in a practical joke.

One of their greatest hits allways makes me laugh

7 -- Chef Found Roasted (With Stuffing) Inside Own Oven

yhack · 29 Dec 2006 at 18:45

"Q: Do you use dumdum bullets?
A: No! Those are prohibited by law."

LOL

AJUK · 29 Dec 2006 at 18:45

I am particularly interested in their 'framing of innocent suspects' service. I wonder if they are having a New Year sale.....?

locutus12 · 29 Dec 2006 at 18:51

3 -- Olympic Medallist Dies in Failed Suicide Attempt

*roffles*

Zefan · 29 Dec 2006 at 18:53

Anyone know if they actually work?

AJUK · 29 Dec 2006 at 19:06

Zefan said:
Anyone know if they actually work?

You are joking...right?

Boycie · 29 Dec 2006 at 19:06

Zefan said:
Anyone know if they actually work?

Oh have a day off :cool:

if only it was real, although i wouldnt be too suprised if it was a double bluff and it was real tho

Zefan · 29 Dec 2006 at 19:07

AJUK said:
You are joking...right?

Me?

If I was a millionaire this is the sort thing I'd test out

Bananadude · 29 Dec 2006 at 19:13

They work. I hired them recently to take out James Brown, Godfather of Soul. They made it look like he died of pneumonia. They're very good.

Zefan · 29 Dec 2006 at 19:14

*Sharp intake of breath through teeth*

mishima · 29 Dec 2006 at 19:23

rofl thats really well thought out!

Go on the testimonials page lol!!

This guy moved in next door. I didn't like the way he looked in that shirt. So, I called HITMAN. I never saw him again. Or his shirt. Serves him right."

D.G. -- Retired Truck Driver

scaramanga182 · 29 Dec 2006 at 20:05

Quality site, love the little spinning visa/mastercard logo in the bottom corner, give me piece of mind that they take all major credit cards!

trojan698 · 29 Dec 2006 at 20:56

Bananadude said:
They work. I hired them recently to take out James Brown, Godfather of Soul. They made it look like he died of pneumonia. They're very good.

ROFL, bad taste but genius.