Need a punchline!

[Ahleckz]

For some reason, my friend needs a punchline to -

"What's the difference between David Beckham & The Roman Catholic Church?"

Go OcUK, go!

 

[Danm54]

ones a football player and the the other is a christian church

budum tshhh

 

[Morgoth]

One has a damaged tendon, the other rapes little boys?

 

[Raymond Lin]

The Roman Catholic Church never lost their footing.

 

[rodo]

I want to mention the use of balls but this is a family forum

 

[Biohazard]

One has a damaged tendon, the other rapes little boys?

Funny, thats all I could think off.. and still couldn't make a punchline!

 

[RobotXander]

One has a damaged tendon, the other rapes little boys?

LMAO!!!

Something along those lines

 

[J.B]

Beckham only plays with leather balls or something like that?

 

[Raumarik]

One is funded by millions of mindless fools trying to buy, beg and bugger their way into heaven and the other is David Beckham ?

 

[Kae]

Both are funded by mindless fools, but only the Catholic Church calls buggering children celibacy?

 

[FatBoyObese]

This ^ lolz

 

[Raumarik]

Both are funded by mindless fools, but only the Catholic Church calls buggering children celibacy?

Aha! Yes I agree with this twist on my post!

 

[Cosimo]

One kicks balls the other plays with balls.

 

[Judge Mental]

One went Pop!, the other goes Pope!

 

[No1newts]

One went Pop!, the other goes Pope!

lol

 

[Destination]

One cries like a little girl when he drops, the other drops little girls and makes them cry.

 

[D.Roberts]

one gets paid to play with new balls the other does it for free.

 

[Cybermyk]

Beckham hasn't got a bender in him the the moment.

 

[Zogger]

One is the world's largest Christian church, claiming more than a billion members, comprising a total of 2,795 dioceses in 2008. It defines its mission as spreading the gospel of Jesus Christ, administering the sacraments and exercising charity. It operates social programs and institutions throughout the world, including Catholic schools, universities, hospitals, missions and shelters, and the charity confederation Caritas Internationalis.
The other is an English footballer who currently plays in midfield for Milan in Serie A, on loan from Major League Soccer club Los Angeles Galaxy. He is also an established member of the England national team.

 

[Dazzy_G]

*snip*

oh dear