Need help with a crazy random cat.

Craig1981 · 12 Nov 2011 at 21:56

Celetape a slice of pizza to its head, take a picture and start a new internet meme.

PGdude · 12 Nov 2011 at 22:29

Tape on its side, will walk sideways forever.

George Hincapie · 12 Nov 2011 at 22:30

Nitefly said:
Oooo look who's got a girrrrrrlfrieeeeeend... ooooooo look everyone look!

A girrrrrrrrrrrlfriend!

Bender.

Because being single and unloved (like you) is so much better right? :rolleyes:

EyepodI · 12 Nov 2011 at 22:36

Ho Sin sauce, stir fry crispy cat. Do you really have to ask? Who won the war Yanks or Viet Cong? One side ate cats the other didn't.

PGdude · 12 Nov 2011 at 22:36

George Hincapie said:
Because being single and unloved (like you) is so much better right?

Is something troubling you? We can talk about it if you want.

Nitefly · 13 Nov 2011 at 02:24

George Hincapie said:
Because being single and unloved (like you) is so much better right?

The joke was that he was so obviously not trying to brag... oh never mind. I have dropped some clangers today!

PGdude said:
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Hello friend, how are things? Hope you are well!

Pixel · 13 Nov 2011 at 02:30

Sin_Chase · 13 Nov 2011 at 02:45

Linkex · 13 Nov 2011 at 05:09

Why not just let one of the male cats out to have at it? She's happy, your happy.

Either that or you will have to man up and do the job yourself...

oxygene · 13 Nov 2011 at 08:58

Obviously the cat you have inside is some evil counterpart who snuck in when you werent paying attention. The cat outside is the REAL family pet and you're torturing the poor thing while petting the imposter!

Jay794 · 13 Nov 2011 at 09:13

Not that I'm condoning it, but the noise from air rifles seem to work.....apparently