Need some ideas on how to get my mums passport without her knowing

[Scuzi]

I know the thread title sounds very dodgy but I assure you I have the best intentions!

I have booked my mum a holiday and I booked the flights using my air miles. However, to comply with US security procedures, the flight cannot be ticketed until I provide the passenger's secure flight data, i.e. passport number, expiry date and so on.

I want to keep it quiet as it will hopefully be a big surprise to her. There's one problem though. She has hidden her passport away somewhere and nobody can find it. I need the details from it without her knowing.

I've been trying to come up with a ploy to get the details without giving the game up, but I'm drawing blanks. She can be pretty switched on so it has to be discreet and far from obvious! Can anyone help me out?

Thanks

 

[Scuzi]

Say nothing on the internet is doing anything for you, and that you would like a good quality pic to fap over.

I already have pictures of your mother which I grease every evening.

Easy.

'Mum, is your passport around? I've noticed something a bit odd in mine - this number seems a bit weird - and I want to check it against another passport to see if its just mine that has it or not'.

She would see through that straight away!

Is your mum bang tidy?

Not as tidy as your's.

Are you going the immigration process with your missus?

If so make up a reason that its needed for one of the forms etc - pretty plausible

Bingo! Awesome idea dude