Need to soften my beard!

Le_Petit_Lapin · 8 Sep 2006 at 13:08

The_TailGunner said:
that cant be right...mayo *contains* mustard

Its a weird world that science thingymajig!

Raumarik · 8 Sep 2006 at 13:12

Ripper^ said:
real men dont let their women tell them whether they should have facial hair or not.

Oh I don't want to shave it off and she doesn't want me to either, she loves it and I enjoy the shear laziness that clipping hair to a number one on my face and head allows me

I'll grow it a little around my chin, see if it gets a wee bit softer..

Raumarik · 8 Sep 2006 at 13:13

Treefrog said:
My ex always claimed that going down made mine softer.

Not meaning to boast, but that may not be the real reason!

She probably said that because it adds to stimulation down there, noticed that effect too recently on the girlfiend

Treefrog · 8 Sep 2006 at 13:25

Kami said:
She probably said that because it adds to stimulation down there, noticed that effect too recently on the girlfiend

Is girlfiend a typo or a comment?

Gilly · 8 Sep 2006 at 13:26

Kami said:
Oh I don't want to shave it off and she doesn't want me to either, she loves it and I enjoy the shear laziness that clipping hair to a number one on my face and head allows me

Thats not a beard. Thats stubble.

Sleepy · 8 Sep 2006 at 13:29

Kami said:
Oh I don't want to shave it off and she doesn't want me to either, she loves it and I enjoy the shear laziness that clipping hair to a number one on my face and head allows me I'll grow it a little around my chin, see if it gets a wee bit softer..

As was said earlier the longer you let your stubble grow the softer it gets. TBH Beard >>*

badgermonkey · 8 Sep 2006 at 13:35

Tbh spread some mustard on it and wait for it to grow long, then it will be nicer

Lopéz · 8 Sep 2006 at 13:49

Gilly said:
Thats not a beard. Thats stubble.

Damn right.

Skalaberg · 8 Sep 2006 at 14:31

Kami said:
Does anyone know of products that soften it? She downright refuses to let me shave it but I can tell it irritates her skin a lot. In her own words:

"Proper men have beards"

I was thinking about baby shampoo or something similar, most of the other products I've seen purely soften the beard temporarily so you can shave

'proper men' wouldn't let a bint dictate to them that they must wear a beard.

tell her if you have to grow yours then in turn she must let hers grow.

Raumarik · 8 Sep 2006 at 14:46

Skalaberg said:
'proper men' wouldn't let a bint dictate to them that they must wear a beard.

tell her if you have to grow yours then in turn she must let hers grow.

Oh heck no I can think of much better things she can do if she wants me to keep the beard