Neighbours and Parking Problems

[Slam62]

two options, both involve being excruciatingly nice.

1) apologise profusely and say you will never do it again and then carry on as before.

2) invite him in, bolt the door behind him and then give him several hours of very detailed explanation of why you can park there.
Preferably while wearing just some very old lose underpants.

I would go for option 2, but think of more ways to make him think you are really weird.

 

[[TW]Fox]

He can do nothing and the police will laugh but..

... you have 2 cars and a driveway that fits 3. Isn't it just nicer to use your driveway rather than clutter the road up? You are lucky enough to have that space - might as well use it.

 

[Veco]

I think the only sensible and reasonable option is to dump your girl. No more being stuck behind her car, no more problems with the neighbour and you'll save a fortune on chocolate and ice cream.

 

[Fuzz]

She moved the box back to where it lives and didn't bother reparking as she was just fetching a few things before leaving for the weekend herself. It was bad timing on this occasion.

Perhaps the parking on the opposite side of the road is an option worth exploring with him.

Not really willing to upload google maps links due to privacy concerns but may crop something later.

How does a screen grab give you privacy concerns??

OOh look you can see my roof??