The thing I've always found odd about semi-detached homes is they put all the bedrooms and living space on the partition wall - where the noise is going to bother next door.
But the hall, stairs, bathroom, kitchen (where you may not notice some noise) is all on the quiet external wall.
We have a very rough area in Stoke called Bentilee and funnily enough all the houses have the stairs on the inside which means there's basically a 6 foot gap between the houses.
I've never understood why all Semi-Detached's weren't built that way.
The old woman in question (between me and the evictees) lives in the only detached house in the street.
It took me years before I realised why the gates are opposite each other on my end of the street but on the other end of the street a car will always park opposite somebody's drive.
Gasman.
My mate paid him £1000 a week and I always thought he was his 24/7 callout man but apparently they were all foreigners he was doing any time of the night.
I know that most of his money went up his nose.
Be honest, you smashed didn't you? You horny old dog!
It's a standing joke with my family.
Every now and then she will come round because she wants to know how to do something on the PC and she'll basically put her boobs on my back while leaning over.
My wife will keep looking over smirking because she knows I hate it and because the woman smells of fags, body odour & alcohol.
When she leaves my wife will keep teasing me about her wanting me.
Honestly, I would smash Dot Cotton before I smashed her and hopefully I'll never be tempted now
