Neighbours From Hell just got evicted

THAT GARDEN! :eek:

I've worked in waste recycling stations with better hygiene!
 
The thing I've always found odd about semi-detached homes is they put all the bedrooms and living space on the partition wall - where the noise is going to bother next door.

But the hall, stairs, bathroom, kitchen (where you may not notice some noise) is all on the quiet external wall.

We have a very rough area in Stoke called Bentilee and funnily enough all the houses have the stairs on the inside which means there's basically a 6 foot gap between the houses.
I've never understood why all Semi-Detached's weren't built that way.
The old woman in question (between me and the evictees) lives in the only detached house in the street.
It took me years before I realised why the gates are opposite each other on my end of the street but on the other end of the street a car will always park opposite somebody's drive.

what's the job?

Gasman.
My mate paid him £1000 a week and I always thought he was his 24/7 callout man but apparently they were all foreigners he was doing any time of the night.
I know that most of his money went up his nose.

Be honest, you smashed didn't you? You horny old dog!

It's a standing joke with my family.
Every now and then she will come round because she wants to know how to do something on the PC and she'll basically put her boobs on my back while leaning over.
My wife will keep looking over smirking because she knows I hate it and because the woman smells of fags, body odour & alcohol.
When she leaves my wife will keep teasing me about her wanting me.
Honestly, I would smash Dot Cotton before I smashed her and hopefully I'll never be tempted now :)
 
Do we put the parents up at cost indefinitely just because they have kids?

Yes. Putting children in care is both detrimental to the child and far more costly to the state.

Societies first consideration should be for it's children's welfare.

Besides the council are only obliged to find them accommodation, not pay for it. As the father has a job he will pay rent like anyone else.
 
We have a very rough area in Stoke called Bentilee and funnily enough all the houses have the stairs on the inside which means there's basically a 6 foot gap between the houses.
I've never understood why all Semi-Detached's weren't built that way.
The old woman in question (between me and the evictees) lives in the only detached house in the street.
It took me years before I realised why the gates are opposite each other on my end of the street but on the other end of the street a car will always park opposite somebody's drive.
Boring.

she'll basically put her boobs on my back while leaning over.
My wife will keep looking over smirking because she knows I hate it and because the woman smells of fags, body odour & alcohol.
When she leaves my wife will keep teasing me about her wanting me.
Much better, keep it coming..
 
The only problem I can see with gardens kept like dumps is RATS!
Do rats like plastic toys then? :confused: That garden looked clean enough to me, just really messy.
enlighten me, why is the quiet one hated so much??
He beat his wife until their kids all left home, she died, now he's taken to kicking people's cats or poisoning them. This is actually a nice area, but you just can't judge people by how nice their garden is :(
 
Yes. Putting children in care is both detrimental to the child and far more costly to the state.

Societies first consideration should be for it's children's welfare.

Besides the council are only obliged to find them accommodation, not pay for it. As the father has a job he will pay rent like anyone else.

And if they can't pay for the accommodation?

(Getting a bit more hypothetical now)
 
UPDATE -

Well they're not coming back because the house has gone up for sale.
Somebody is going to get a bargain because it's only £70,000 when the one next door to it is £120,000 but that shows what a state it's in.
The one next door to it may take their sign down now because they were only leaving because of them.
 
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