Never been with a Chinese bird...

KatanaDV20 · 4 May 2012 at 23:25

[TW]Sponge;21841573 said:
Am I the only one who hates the way they moan? Sounds like they are crying, unless you are into that type of thing

Lol...they do that? U mean...they are hellish noisy when u boink em?

[TW]Sponge · 4 May 2012 at 23:25

KatanaDV20 said:
Lol...they do that? U mean...they are hellish noisy when u boink em?

Yeah they sound louder than a walrus in distress. Hard to concentrate.

Morgoth · 4 May 2012 at 23:26

[FnG]magnolia;21841251 said:
Did The Crying Game seem all too real after the sordid deed was finished?

Sometimes I wish you and I were gay.

HAz · 4 May 2012 at 23:28

Bear back or it ain't real sex

KatanaDV20 · 4 May 2012 at 23:29

[TW]Sponge;21841584 said:
Yeah they sound louder than a walrus in distress. Hard to concentrate.

Lol I'll keep that in mind if I ever score w/one of em hahaa.

Vanquish-Storm · 4 May 2012 at 23:38

magick said:
She didn't come straight back. We went out for a drink first.

Did the dog wait outside?

SubScape · 4 May 2012 at 23:42

The Halk said:
Erm, the human gestation period is about 9 months, you're perhaps thinking of pumas.

Chinese people are not pumas.

That made me laugh way too much

[FnG]magnolia · 4 May 2012 at 23:46

Morgoth said:
Sometimes I wish you and I were gay.

I'm listening.

SubScape · 4 May 2012 at 23:49

[FnG]magnolia;21841729 said:
I'm listening.

Thread taking unexpected turn for the.. better?

Darr2cool78 · 4 May 2012 at 23:51

Morgoth said:
Sometimes I wish you and I were gay.

get the ball rolling, change ur sig to "You see these shackles, Baby I'm your slave"

Tombo · 4 May 2012 at 23:52

[TW]Sponge;21841573 said:
Am I the only one who hates the way they moan? Sounds like they are crying, unless you are into that type of thing

Might be bs but I heard that it was something that Japanese men tend to like, so if you had an Asian gf she probably wouldn't do it if you mentioned it.

[TW]Sponge · 4 May 2012 at 23:52

Darr2cool78 said:
get the ball rolling, change ur sig to "You see these shackles, Baby I'm your slave"

Brilliant

[TW]Sponge · 4 May 2012 at 23:53

Tombo said:
Might be bs but I heard that it was something that Japanese men tend to like, so if you had an Asian gf she probably wouldn't do it if you mentioned it.

Not the one's I've watched!

(scenes might differ in a real life bedroom situation)

Zefan · 5 May 2012 at 00:36

KatanaDV20 said:
Lol...they do that? U mean...they are hellish noisy when u boink em?

No not really. Being a certain ethnicitity does not a noisy bonker make.

MrViper · 5 May 2012 at 01:05

maybe their not used to a UK sized pecker pounding the pasty

{SAS}TB · 5 May 2012 at 02:03