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I lost my original birth certificate
does anyonw know how i would go about getting a new one?
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Borris said:If you are unable to produce a valid birth certificate on demand, then you have not yet, officially, been born.
It is likely that you will have to attend a rebirthing seminar, and, if your case worker is particularly pernickety, you will have to reattend at least a year of primary school in order to learn how to read and write again.
Most people don't find the experience too bad, but there are often complaints about the nappy wearing.
Borris said:If you are unable to produce a valid birth certificate on demand, then you have not yet, officially, been born.
It is likely that you will have to attend a rebirthing seminar, and, if your case worker is particularly pernickety, you will have to reattend at least a year of primary school in order to learn how to read and write again.
Most people don't find the experience too bad, but there are often complaints about the nappy wearing.
That's what happened to me. Although now I'm told it was all a big jokeBorris said:If you are unable to produce a valid birth certificate on demand, then you have not yet, officially, been born.
It is likely that you will have to attend a rebirthing seminar, and, if your case worker is particularly pernickety, you will have to reattend at least a year of primary school in order to learn how to read and write again.
Most people don't find the experience too bad, but there are often complaints about the nappy wearing.
gaz316 said:You can order a new one online now.