new birth certificate

Contact your local Registrars Office (Births Marriages & Deaths). They'll do the checks and get a new one, or you can contact Summerset House in London and they'll sort it.
 
If you are unable to produce a valid birth certificate on demand, then you have not yet, officially, been born.

It is likely that you will have to attend a rebirthing seminar, and, if your case worker is particularly pernickety, you will have to reattend at least a year of primary school in order to learn how to read and write again.

Most people don't find the experience too bad, but there are often complaints about the nappy wearing.
 
Borris said:
If you are unable to produce a valid birth certificate on demand, then you have not yet, officially, been born.

It is likely that you will have to attend a rebirthing seminar, and, if your case worker is particularly pernickety, you will have to reattend at least a year of primary school in order to learn how to read and write again.

Most people don't find the experience too bad, but there are often complaints about the nappy wearing.

haha :D
 
Borris said:
If you are unable to produce a valid birth certificate on demand, then you have not yet, officially, been born.

It is likely that you will have to attend a rebirthing seminar, and, if your case worker is particularly pernickety, you will have to reattend at least a year of primary school in order to learn how to read and write again.

Most people don't find the experience too bad, but there are often complaints about the nappy wearing.

In some rare cases you actually have to be born again...
 
Borris said:
If you are unable to produce a valid birth certificate on demand, then you have not yet, officially, been born.

It is likely that you will have to attend a rebirthing seminar, and, if your case worker is particularly pernickety, you will have to reattend at least a year of primary school in order to learn how to read and write again.

Most people don't find the experience too bad, but there are often complaints about the nappy wearing.
That's what happened to me. Although now I'm told it was all a big joke :(
 
If you just go to your BDM centre, then they will get you a new one. There is usually a charge for it though.
One of my friends has a mistake on his birth certificate. Wrong sex :D he is down as female and has had to go through a lot of hassle to get it changed.
 
I ordered a new copy of mine online - my mum had lost it! :o

£11 later, a new copy was sent from the English Consulate/Embassy/whatever it is in Sweden (where I was born and lived until I was 7). No problem :)
 
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