Perhaps the copyrighter needs to borrow someone else's description of the 'features'?
'Manufactured from moisture resistant MDF with a tactile, mouse ready, scratch resistant finish. The diamond cable ports aid with cable management, so your gaming rig can always be kept tidy and ready for battle.'
If anyone can explain what the advantage of 'diamond gaming ports' is, I'm all ears.
Meanwhile, I will stick to my £50 160cm * 80cm/120cm curved office desk, bought ex-display from my local office supply company.
Yes the top's probably chipboard covered with some 'wood-effect' vinyl, but it does the job.