New Windows error msgs

colinuk · 23 Jan 2009 at 18:06

Anyone else seen these in windows 7......

These are the new Error Messages for Windows 7 …

1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
4) Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
5) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
6) Close your eyes and press escape three times.
7) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
8)This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
9) Windows message: "You have just made a type mismatch! Shall I format your brain?"
10) This is a message from God: "Rebooting the universe, please log off."
11) Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
12) BREAKFAST.SYS halted… Cereal port not responding.
13) COFFEE.SYS missing… Insert cup and press any key.
14) CONGRESS.SYS corrupted… Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
15) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
16) Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
17) Runtime Error 6D at 417 A:32CF: Incompetent User.
18 ) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
19) WinErr 547: LPT1 not found… Use backup… PENCIL & PAPER.
20) User Error: Replace user.
21) Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "OS/2 found: Remove it? (Y/Y)"
22) Backup not found: (A)bort ®etry (P)anic

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paradigm · 23 Jan 2009 at 18:07

No I haven't seen them, because they are lame.

Sinque · 23 Jan 2009 at 18:08

Hmm... This isn't a joke because it isn't funny but it isn't real because they're stupid. Fail? I think so.

daz · 23 Jan 2009 at 18:09

Mattus · 23 Jan 2009 at 18:10

That was remarkably unfunny. And it looks like it was written about 15 years ago... Windows 3.1, more like.

Tom0 · 23 Jan 2009 at 18:11

Pe-ew *wofts

Kyle009 · 23 Jan 2009 at 18:11

Pretty terrible!

Inquisitor · 23 Jan 2009 at 18:15

apeZ · 23 Jan 2009 at 18:16

Not new at all. Go away.

vincent1989 · 23 Jan 2009 at 18:19

lame.

just lame.

V4NT0M · 23 Jan 2009 at 18:22

LOAM · 23 Jan 2009 at 18:22

worst post ever, BOOOOO

crunchee · 23 Jan 2009 at 18:34

Why is it when the first reply to a thread is along the lines of lame, everyone else follows suit. Old, unfunny, blah. Those are some pretty decent jokes from the OP.

Strife212 · 23 Jan 2009 at 18:37

Why is it when the first reply to a thread is along the lines of lame, everyone else follows suit. Old, unfunny, blah. Those are some pretty decent jokes from the OP.

The reason it's not actually funny in any way is because its being passed off as a new joke on Windows 7 despite the fact they are clearly from Windows 3.1 / 95 / 98 as has already been pointed out, half that stuff doesn't even exist any more.

A2Z · 23 Jan 2009 at 18:39

Amnesia · 23 Jan 2009 at 18:40

hahahahahahahah

sorry i shouldnt laugh at the replies u got.

Strife212 · 23 Jan 2009 at 18:47

colinuk said:
2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

99999999977 is an easily memorable 11 digit prime

ins0mn1ac · 23 Jan 2009 at 18:55

This thread deserves a bannnage!

Steve2000 · 23 Jan 2009 at 18:57

crunchee said:
Why is it when the first reply to a thread is along the lines of lame, everyone else follows suit. Old, unfunny, blah. Those are some pretty decent jokes from the OP.

Correction; they're not.

Werewolf · 23 Jan 2009 at 19:00

Some of them raised a nostalgic smile, especially the likes of the cerial port, and os/2 ones