new years joke

gillywibble · 1 Jan 2008 at 10:50

Have these all come out of crackers?

azzerz · 1 Jan 2008 at 10:51

i laughed... heard it before though

KennyBhoy · 1 Jan 2008 at 11:00

Asylum seeker at the side of the road eating grass. Man pulls up in his car and says "Hey! Don't eat that. Come home with me and I'll feed you."....The asylum seeker replies "I have 4 wives and 12 kids, can they come too?"

Man says "**** off, I've only got a small lawn!"

milkinc13 · 1 Jan 2008 at 16:55

what do porn stars say on new years day?

happy nude year

very lame i no, but oh well

neoboy · 1 Jan 2008 at 17:39

Q What do you call an Indian person with a pink affro?
A Ghandi Floss.

Nitefly · 1 Jan 2008 at 17:41

Azagoth said:
Q. What's pink and smells of Holly?

A. If you know the answer then you know I'm not going to post it!

Woah, dark.

crowhorse · 1 Jan 2008 at 19:19

lol... got a little rise out of me

V4NT0M · 1 Jan 2008 at 20:25

i like it... but i heard it before...

Mooron455 · 1 Jan 2008 at 20:54

not bad i reckon

alexakasloth · 2 Jan 2008 at 22:07

Eve: "Did you hear the latest about Jane Simmons who lives over on the next block? "
Sheli: " No, what about her?"
Eve: "She had triplets. Then not two weeks later, she had twins."
Sheli: "That's Impossible.! How did it happen?"
Eve: "One of the triplets got lost."

vintage-x · 2 Jan 2008 at 22:31

Jesus says to john come Fourth and you will be granted eternal life............................................

John came Fifth and won a toaster

Booner! · 2 Jan 2008 at 22:33

Crieky I just nearly wet myself laughing at the OP first joke

Ben M · 2 Jan 2008 at 22:34

haha OP, not bad!

platypus · 4 Jan 2008 at 12:26

crowhorse said:
lol... got a little rise out of me

The Ian Huntly one

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