Next doors cat

Le_Petit_Lapin · 10 Jul 2009 at 16:36

Attach poisoned extendable knives to your cats feet, lock the two of them in a room and let them duke it out.

Jamauk · 10 Jul 2009 at 17:39

We have a catdoor here with a locking mechanism on it and rather than the cats needing a magnet on a collar it works with their microchip. The result is they don't need to wear collars and the cat door only lets them in.

theNude · 10 Jul 2009 at 17:40

Give the cat a key

"andy" · 10 Jul 2009 at 17:53

it should stop coming in if you just chase it off when it does. leave food outside as if your feeling like you want to help it

Sinque · 10 Jul 2009 at 17:56

So you stopped a cat getting neglected, it took a dump on your sofa and now you're going to neglect it?

Hussman · 10 Jul 2009 at 18:17

bitslice said:
Cats Protection
http://www.cats.org.uk/

are better, RSPCA will put animals down if they have problems rehoming them.
By all means report the owners for neglect though

you could put food/water down in a shed and he'll sleep there, at least until CPL can find a new home for it. It'll cost about the same as a pint of beer a week

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Quotes for truth - sound advice.

Coxyis · 10 Jul 2009 at 18:52

Cats, I never understood why people have the damn things!

Running around on other people's property, leaving 'treats' as they go.

Maybe thats why they didn't take it with them?

Bevysters · 10 Jul 2009 at 20:51

Delete this post please

Bevysters · 10 Jul 2009 at 20:53

Fenris said:
Set the cat flap on fire, see how willing it is to jump through the ring of death to crap on your sofa.

Call the rspca or the local cat protection or alternatively make slippers!