Nice try spam email

Neil79 · 2 Apr 2011 at 16:05

Dear Martica, I hope you remember Innes from denver high school? Last summer I had a serious problem. I was at home for 2 weeks, and I had time for my wife. Thats nothing special you will think, but for a hard working men like me, it is a long time. After 3 days, she wanted me comming in her. I'd try many times, but I could not get him hard!! I'd try another day, nothing. But then, after some research I found a solution:
Best regards, Martie Btw: Greetings to Inocencia, I hope she is fine.

stulid · 2 Apr 2011 at 16:07

Worst "I need Viagra" thread ever.

Neil79 · 2 Apr 2011 at 16:07

I didn't know we had Viagra Threads

, i'll put my order in

Van Hellseek · 2 Apr 2011 at 16:10

Thanks for sharing your spam. I didn't have enough of my own.

Neil79 · 2 Apr 2011 at 16:11

David91 · 2 Apr 2011 at 16:14

This is a legitimate spam email i recieved a few years ago and saved

$9809 MONEY

To earn more money?

You have a very good offer!

The more money you will not win before!

Create an account immediately as a free!

http://www.MYCASHLIVE.info/U6W546TOOW6

Cosimo · 2 Apr 2011 at 16:14

Worst have some more spam thread ever.

powelly · 2 Apr 2011 at 16:24

lol this could be promising, you should have named it *****the official show us your funniest/best spam mail thread*****

K1LLSW1TCH · 2 Apr 2011 at 16:26

Hah

Has anybody had the one about the woman from Africa whose father has left her 6 million dollars in an account that she can apparently only access once she gets to the UK for education? ... or something like that.

Cosimo · 2 Apr 2011 at 16:27

K1LLSW1TCH said:
Has anybody had the one about the woman from Africa whose father has left her 6 million dollars in an account that she can apparently only access once she gets to the UK for education? ... or something like that.

You, me and about 100,000 others.

K1LLSW1TCH · 2 Apr 2011 at 16:30

simulatorman said:
You, me and about 100,000 others.

What happens if you mail back?

fez · 2 Apr 2011 at 16:32

Guys, they really are not that funny. Everyone gets many of these every day. The fact that you are bothering to read them either means you have crap spam filtering or you are monumentally bored. A better game would be to find a spam email that wasn't full of appalling english and retarded claims.

Neil79 · 2 Apr 2011 at 16:32

powelly2010 said:
lol this could be promising, you should have named it *****the official show us your funniest/best spam mail thread*****

Suppose that could work!

Most of the time i get emails like

" Hi "
or
" cool "

But i delete those as the senders are spam

fez said:
Guys, they really are not that funny. Everyone gets many of these every day. The fact that you are bothering to read them either means you have crap spam filtering or you are monumentally bored. A better game would be to find a spam email that wasn't full of appalling english and retarded claims.

Today it was that ^

stulid · 2 Apr 2011 at 16:32

K1LLSW1TCH said:
What happens if you mail back?

You get the girl, the money and the dog.

Cosimo · 2 Apr 2011 at 16:33

K1LLSW1TCH said:
What happens if you mail back?

You get another 100 spam emails a day.

Neil79 · 2 Apr 2011 at 16:34

simulatorman said:
You get another 100 spam emails a day.

And a Nigerian princess

K1LLSW1TCH · 2 Apr 2011 at 16:39

stulid said:
You get the girl, the money and the dog.

simulatorman said:
You get another 100 spam emails a day.

Neil79 said:
And a Nigerian princess

...

*sends E-Mail*

powelly · 2 Apr 2011 at 16:41

lol one of them caught my interest

note my name is poo head because this account was made around 5+ years ago

EDIT: well more 4+

EDIT2:well when i was around 10 so around 6 years ago nearly

EDIT3: maybe

RomanNose · 2 Apr 2011 at 16:45

Tip, put your email address as emailname+websitename@ so that you can see where your email is being sold off from.