NO DRUNK POSTS!

Well any and all Christmas cheer I had has been completely wiped out today due to an event so tragic and disappointing that I felt a piece of my soul leave my body. I needed to wash a fork at work, so I approached the sink like I always do, opened the tap like I always do, grabbed the fairy liquid like I WAIT WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? Someone's diluted the Fairy liquid! As I turned the bottle upside down I could feel the limp viscosity but as muscle memory was telling my hand to squeeze it, my brain was screaming and I lost total control as the liquid squirted out the bottle like a rampant fire hose, with enough velocity to paint a shipping container, covering not only my fork but the sink and all the filthy dishes in it left over by the suspected cretins who did this absolutely disgusting act of adding water to the bottle.

What kind of heathen does this? I'm so disgusted right now :mad:
 
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