Noah's Ark unseaworthy

[thenewoc]

I wonder if the deficiencies are a lack of 2 of each of god's creatures on board . Bold move by someone to sanction such a vessel.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-57363750.amp

 

[Hagar]

Tough choice when the whole world is under water. Do you take to a life raft.

 

[Terminal_Boy]

“Boat plans taken from popular work of fiction turn out to be rubbish. Here’s Susan to give you the latest weather updates.”

 

[Feek]

"Replica"?

 

[d_brennen]

"Replica"?

Yes because the Bible is 100% fact

 

[robfosters]

I bet Noah’s glad he didn’t have to deal with the MCA.

“No Mr Noah, you cannot save the worlds animals until your vessel strictly complies with the necessary rules and regulations”

 

[thenewoc]

No Noah to captain it, maybe? Would love to know what the deficiencies are though. Someone at the MCA must be getting some stick for this one.

 

[!bluetonic!]

It would be good to send this ship off on its way with 2 of each animal for 40 days and nights to see what happens.

Can we use trade plates on it like in the motor industry?

 

[robfosters]

It looks like a home office initiative to temporarily accommodate illegal immigrants

 

[JohnG7]

 

[thenewoc]

It would be good to send this ship off on its way with 2 of each animal for 40 days and nights to see what happens.

Can we use trade plates on it like in the motor industry?

pirate flag maybe?

 

[Megahurtz400]

Got the train to Ipswich for a date a few years ago, walking past this boat was by far the most exciting part of the evening as the rest of the date was dire!

 

[builder22]

"Replica"?

aye man, looks just like it!

 

[drakulton]

“Boat plans taken from popular work of fiction turn out to be rubbish. Here’s Susan to give you the latest weather updates.”

Hmmm, Susan's weather updates.

 

[Bickaxe]

No Noah to captain it, maybe? Would love to know what the deficiencies are though. Someone at the MCA must be getting some stick for this one.

As someone that works for the MCA, I can assure you that it is entirely justified as I had a little look into it this morning. I'm surprised it was even allowed into the country.
Its also been detained for over a year so this isn't new news.

 

[thenewoc]

As someone that works for the MCA, I can assure you that it is entirely justified as I had a little look into it this morning. I'm surprised it was even allowed into the country.
Its also been detained for over a year so this isn't new news.

So it sailed here?

 

[Graetzbridge]

Yes because the Bible is 100% fact

Ah yes. Like Methuselah lived to be 969 years.

 

[robfosters]

Ah yes. Like Methuselah lived to be 969 years.

That’s the Mediterranean diet for you. Plenty of olive oil and tomatoes.

 

[Bickaxe]

So it sailed here?

It was towed, but yes. It has no means of propulsion by itself.
Therefore it requires load line certification amongst a heap of other stuff.
Its what we would consider a dumb barge.

 

[LoadsaMoney]