Nuclear attack

[Azza]

A script written by the BBC and the government to be broadcast in the event of a nuclear attack has been published.



BBC article


Transcript

 

[Mat]

Not one mention of making a cup of tea. What were they thinking?!

 

[Zip]

Ill be heading to central Australia as soon as the first nuke is lanched.

Coober pedy should be safe

 

[Mat]

Ill be heading to central Australia as soon as the first nuke is lanched.

Coober pedy should be safe

I doubt you would get far enough away in the four minutes (or whatever it is these days) warning you would get

 

[Tom0]

Pfft it should just read "Stuff your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye."

 

[BubbySoup]

It says I have to stay in my fall-out room.

I can't remember the estate agent telling me which room was my fall-out room, dammit!

 

[Zip]

I doubt you would get far enough away in the four minutes (or whatever it is these days) warning you would get

I live near adelaide but the other side of the hills, it will be straigh over the murry towards the malley and then ill cut back and drive on the endge of the desset to Coober Pedy where i can stay under ground

Adelaide would have to be at least the 4th city in Australia to be hit(unless they want to cripple our Submarine factory along with a few other things to do with defence manufacturing).
And im sure ill get the warning as soon as America and the UK has been hit, Then ill be off

 

[psychas]

"stay calm and stay in your own homes"

should have been dig biggest hole in your life get food supplies and stay there

 

[paradigm]

You cannot see it or fell it

Well checked BBC.

 

[TaKeN]

Hmm interested..

although If a Nuclear attack was going to happen, I think I'd wait outside.. close my eyes and be done with it.

 

[PwnDirect]

Awww no mention of tin foil

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Lead-Lined Bunker is all set up just in case

 

[Tefal]

Awww no mention of tin foil

I'd be wrapped up like the sunday roast

 

[Wiggins]

Radioactive fall-out can kill. You cannot
see it or fell it, but it is there. If you go outside, you will bring danger to your family and you
may die.

No **** Sherlock.

 

[Delvis]

I better start digging:

 

[Mat]

A rather frank description of what would happen to people in the event of a 1 megaton explosion...

http://www.animatedsoftware.com/environm/no_nukes/tenw/nuke_war.htm

 

[Tefal]

bbc documentory on what would happen if a 1 megaton bomb was detonated 1 mile over st pauls.

http://uk.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=86C6A746B239855F

*guide to armageddon.*

 

[Burnsy2023]

Hmm interested..

although If a Nuclear attack was going to happen, I think I'd wait outside.. close my eyes and be done with it.

Nuclear radiation poisoning is not a nice way to go. I'd rethink that idea.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

DUCK & COVER

 

[SB118]

I'd be wrapped up like the sunday roast

heh, be like a microwave meal for canibals