Nuclear War! What would you do?

Marky · 5 Sep 2017 at 09:39

Probably just go to the Winchester and have a pint

Fishbait · 5 Sep 2017 at 09:39

I'm safe. "Hello, my name's Josh..."

danoliver1 · 5 Sep 2017 at 09:39

Duck and cover.

Randomface74 · 5 Sep 2017 at 09:41

Buy discount stocks.

Casdawer · 5 Sep 2017 at 09:45

I'm not far from London so if a nuke hit London, I'd be toast anyway!

I'd head to the old WW bunkers near Portsmouth and hope to hell that they can withstand the blast!

DarrenM343 · 5 Sep 2017 at 09:47

billysielu said:
Buy discount stocks.

yep, end of war will bring a rally....if anyone survives

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Start preparing to help rebuild the world into a better place without all this stupidly if I survive

FortuitousFluke · 5 Sep 2017 at 09:48

Duck and cover baby, duck and cover.

Bickaxe · 5 Sep 2017 at 09:51

Head to the second floor and have my wicked way with a young lady up there. Do a real supermarket sweep in a convertible.
Get shot.

Or

Probably drive north to get my daughter (happy birthday little miss Bickaxe). Then hit the Cairngorms and hope the mountains block as much as possible.

Dis86 · 5 Sep 2017 at 10:01

Head home. My office is probably in the blast zone whereas my house isnt.

h4rm0ny · 5 Sep 2017 at 10:10

Man the barricades against the wave of irradiated Southerners trying to immigrate to my beautiful North.

Also, violate Agile best practices because **** it - who's going to send me a stuffy email about it now!

Avenged7Fold · 5 Sep 2017 at 10:16

Find my nearest quarterstaff and get ready to fight off hoards of MAC-10 wielding zombies.

LeMson · 5 Sep 2017 at 10:17

Wait for daddy trump to kick their asses, and maybe finally the army will accept me with all my medical problems and we can help kick some commy ass!

Rids · 5 Sep 2017 at 10:17

Probably cancel my US road trip in 7 weeks.

FortuitousFluke · 5 Sep 2017 at 10:22

h4rm0ny said:
Man the barricades against the wave of irradiated Southerners trying to immigrate to my beautiful North.

Also, violate Agile best practices because **** it - who's going to send me a stuffy email about it now!

I will breach your barricades, and if you make me spill my skinny latte on the way over then guess who won't be getting a share of the vegan survival supplies I will have amassed.

Steedie · 5 Sep 2017 at 10:27

I've wondered about this many times.

Imagine knowing a bomb is about to hit and you're in the blast zone, so you have no chance of getting away. That feeling of knowing you're about to die and just waiting for the blast to hit is just beyond comprehension. I don't even know how I'd react, whether I'd just lose it completely and panic, or go in to some kind of acceptance. I can only hope that if it ever happened, I'd be with my family

It truly is a terrifying thought that both Trump and Kim have these weapons at their disposal now

Begbie · 5 Sep 2017 at 10:30

Go ride my bike. Maybe have a beer on the drive there.

Sit on the mountain with a beer and cigarette and watch it land.

The IPB · 5 Sep 2017 at 10:32

Avenged7Fold said:
Find my nearest quarterstaff and get ready to fight off hoards of MAC-10 wielding zombies.

I don't know why the US don't just send an army of men armed with quarterstaff's into NK, this would all be over in a couple of minutes.

godinman · 5 Sep 2017 at 10:32

Not a lot, NK would be instantly vapourised by the USA and nobody would lift a finger to intervene. I can't see why it would kick off a full scale war, China wouldn't support them if they nuked the US, Russia wouldn't be involved and the other nuclear armed countries would support the USA. Probably.

Steedie · 5 Sep 2017 at 10:33

I think if the US hit NK with a nuke first, it would get very nasty with China, they wouldn't stand for it.

godinman · 5 Sep 2017 at 10:36

Steedie said:
I think if the US hit NK with a nuke first, it would get very nasty with China, they wouldn't stand for it.

This scenario has NK as the aggressor.