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Nvidia EnergyWorks-Introducing GeForce GTX ENERGY: Drink Up. Game On.

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What’s the secret behind the incredibly potency of GeForce GTX ENERGY? Our engineers have tapped into a game-changing new chemical combination that we’re calling EnergyWorks. The performance advantages are nothing short of groundbreaking.
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http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/articles/nvidia-geforce-gtx-energy
 
The only drink on the market that doesn't have the ingredients printed on the side, forced down developer's throats, and occasionally kills the consumer when they update the recipe.
 
This is so convincing. Where can I buy this? Oh wait, it's not convincing at all. My bad.

OK, I'm not reading anything more today. See ya all tomorrow.
 
The AMD drinks allow you to wee the drink out whilst drinking more. With GeForce though, you have to get up to pee before opening another, reason for this is because Nvidia don't correctly support Asynchronous FridgeToilet.
 
Monkeynut said:
The AMD drinks allow you to wee the drink out whilst drinking more. With GeForce though, you have to get up to pee before opening another, reason for this is because Nvidia don't correctly support Asynchronous FridgeToilet.
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AMD provide you with all the ingredients but someone else has to pull it all together

Nvidia just waterboard you with it.

;)
 
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I believe AMD had a similar drink in the works, but rather than finish up themselves they handed it over to someone else and that's how we got Red Bull.
Red Bull is basically the same drink but with the name changed (possibly also had some flavours and stuff added and was put into a can that can be used by anyone rather than the system AMD were going to use).
So basically if it wasn't for AMD then none of the energy drinks on the market today would exist (and they're all basically just renames of AMD's original).

About time Nvidia got into this market though!
 
Does it explode if the ingredients are bad? Do you get less energy from older can's when new batches are made? Does it need over-sugaring to keep up with and beat the competitors product?
 
GoogalyMoogaly said:
I believe AMD had a similar drink in the works, but rather than finish up themselves they handed it over to someone else and that's how we got Red Bull.
Red Bull is basically the same drink but with the name changed (possibly also had some flavours and stuff added and was put into a can that can be used by anyone rather than the system AMD were going to use).
So basically if it wasn't for AMD then none of the energy drinks on the market today would exist (and they're all basically just renames of AMD's original).

About time Nvidia got into this market though!
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AMD had a mobile solution but Qualcomm bought it and it comes in a shot glass with select Android phones.
 
AMD's energy drink is still in the pipeline but they're struggling to market it correctly without going overboard.

"Energy drinkers dream"
 
GoogalyMoogaly said:
I believe AMD had a similar drink in the works, but rather than finish up themselves they handed it over to someone else and that's how we got Red Bull.
Red Bull is basically the same drink but with the name changed (possibly also had some flavours and stuff added and was put into a can that can be used by anyone rather than the system AMD were going to use).
So basically if it wasn't for AMD then none of the energy drinks on the market today would exist (and they're all basically just renames of AMD's original).

About time Nvidia got into this market though!
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But the catch is that if the GTX ENERGY detected traces of using AMD hardware in the users' brain, the effectiveness of this drink will be disabled or making the performance of the users even worse than without drinking it, so definitely not for AMD users :D
 
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