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[mrk]

So you go for a onesie and notice something moving...

 

[mrk]

Put it inside a Kinder Surprise egg and give it to a child.

My sister!

I actually walked it outside down the road and let it free figured the little guy was just looking for a break

 

[mrk]

Heh this place loves spiders

 

[mrk]

I pray for the day we all get to see you have your nuts hacked off by a rusty, blunt penknife, then have them seasoned with Oregano and drizzled in oil then banged in the industrial strength 1000w microwave for 45 seconds then served to you piping hot , so much so that you burn the roof of your mouth on your own sack.

It's interesting given your username that you'd post about his wang

 

[mrk]

I just evicted one of a similar size to that from our kitchen. I used my hands to capture it as well .

Sir, pics or it didn't happen!

 

[mrk]

wish ppl would add to the thread name (spider pic inside) because i just **** my self!!! yes they scare me loads

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