Right, following on from SeanyK's will or won't I, am I a pussy or a REAL MAN thread, I think it's been established that a barrage of FACTS is one of the fastest ways to a womans yoo-hoo.
So, I challenge you all to
a) Post some FASCINATING FACTS
(and most importantly)
b) Post your stories of utilising said FACTS on members of the opposite sex.
I'll start.
A real FACT master will tailor his facts towards the target audience, hence why when in Walkabout in the weekend, the first FACT to be used was
"Did you know that there are more wild camels in Australia than in Africa?"
No I hear you say, but this is 100% FACT!
Other animal related ones are
"Did you know that a hummingbird could fit inside an ostrich's eye?"
"If monkeys eat too many unripe bananas, their eyes & tongue turn green"
"A blind chameleon will still change colour to match its surroundings"
"The positioning of a donkeys eyes enable it to see all four legs at one time"
Following up a FACT with a HIGH-FIVE literally leaves the (un)fortunate girl at your mercy, so exercise this knowledge wisely, with GREAT FACTS comes great responsiblity. FACT.
So, I challenge you all to
a) Post some FASCINATING FACTS
(and most importantly)
b) Post your stories of utilising said FACTS on members of the opposite sex.
I'll start.
A real FACT master will tailor his facts towards the target audience, hence why when in Walkabout in the weekend, the first FACT to be used was
"Did you know that there are more wild camels in Australia than in Africa?"
No I hear you say, but this is 100% FACT!
Other animal related ones are
"Did you know that a hummingbird could fit inside an ostrich's eye?"
"If monkeys eat too many unripe bananas, their eyes & tongue turn green"
"A blind chameleon will still change colour to match its surroundings"
"The positioning of a donkeys eyes enable it to see all four legs at one time"
Following up a FACT with a HIGH-FIVE literally leaves the (un)fortunate girl at your mercy, so exercise this knowledge wisely, with GREAT FACTS comes great responsiblity. FACT.
