Ocuk in Govt....

Castiel · 18 Mar 2011 at 17:16

Just a bit of fun....

If Ocuk forum members were to form the next Government, who would you put in which position?

For example, would Dolph make a good Prime Minister, or Biohazard a Scottish Secretary and so on.

so what you do you think and why?

Castiel · 18 Mar 2011 at 17:21

Spie would be Speaker of The House.

Castiel · 18 Mar 2011 at 18:43

Fenris said:
Minister of Information - groen.

Minister of Mis-information would be more accurate....

Castiel · 18 Mar 2011 at 18:45

AcidHell2 said:
But he would need a sex change op.

But would he????? :eek:

Castiel · 18 Mar 2011 at 19:58

meghatronic said:
cough

Haha. I wondered how long it would take for someone to see the double ententre...

It had to be you.

Castiel · 18 Mar 2011 at 20:08

meghatronic said:
We could go for a Freudian interpretation, whereby you believe government is nothing more than a nepotistic orgy (literally and figuratively)....

Oooo you said Orgy!!!!........ :eek:

meghatronic said:
Yes, me.... Ministerial-less me

But all the fun is to be had on the backbenches......allegedly!

How about Secretary of State for International Development, got top worth a few free cruises and trips to billionaire playboy Islands etc....

Castiel · 18 Mar 2011 at 20:12

Interesting:

http://www.cabinetoffice.gov.uk/sites/default/files/resources/lmr110311.pdf

sort of.

Castiel · 18 Mar 2011 at 20:20

Castiel · 19 Mar 2011 at 01:47

Ace Modder said:
I want a role

Ham salad or tuna?

Castiel · 19 Mar 2011 at 07:59

setter said:
Id be the northern ireland secretary, orange/hibernian marches would be banned and religion as well, a wee step to help northern ireland.

Banning marches is a good idea.

Banning religion would be illegal.

Castiel · 19 Mar 2011 at 09:06

neil3k said:
me for minister of truth

Sounds a little dystopian. Truth ministries are often as far from the truth as they can be.