OcUK News 16th December 2002

Slackworth · 16 Dec 2002 at 21:28

Team Status
These stats were taken between 21:00 15th December and 21:00 16th December

The Hunt Ahead

Team EDGE 2173541 3539
OcUK 2133692 14295

Out Crunched By 10756

Difference 39849

The Hunters behind

Microsoft 1824908 -748
OcUK 2133692 14295

Out Crunched By 15043

Difference -308784

Number Of Active Members= 314
Number Of Units Returned= 14295
Average WU's returned per active member = 45.53
Number of Members = 1545
Average WU's returned per member = 9.25

New Stompahs

We welcome aboard the H

ppy Stompah

None Today

Units Gained = 0

Splitters

Nne Today

Units Lost = -0

Today's Lucky Cruncher

69)Biffa 5724

Today's Beast

666)Mick@ADI 232

Here follows The Full Team Stats

Those who have taken Seti Bran, The Big Dumpers

1) The Ministry of Serendipity 8045
2) raph 671
3) Scythes & Sickles 305
4) hakme2deth (#1) 203
5) yadobber 167
6) Biffa 153
7) Martin Platts (Home) 150
8) Sneezy 150
9) TustinoAspria 138
10) DreederOcUK 122
11) NaughtyNeutrino 119
12) Buxx 118
13) Lion-O 118
14) Robin 114
15) Begbie 111
16) kolala 111
17) Acid-Burn/DJ-EnlightX 105
18) Phil Brett 104
19) BENJAMIN HERBLE 99
20) stuk 95
21) jaydeee007 89
22) Snarf 87
23) carbon8ed 84
24) Dopey 76
25) Batman 73
26) Gadget 71
27) GuardianX & phan10! 63
28) Paul Burrell 62
29) DuckBusk 61
30) [OcUK]Fatboy / Dogfish / Lambchop 53
31) Priest 50
32) EyeDot 46
33) Himem.Sys 45
34) SETI@Chesterfield 43
35) The Aber Lads 43
36) Volospian 43
37) despatch-uk 40
38) Happy 38
39) Kamarkis 38
40) Grouch 37
41) Kendo 37
42) daesdaemar 35
43) Jim Williams (#1) 35
44) Brian Willmott 34
45) GamesNight Crew 34
46) M0BOX 32
47) HEADRAT 31
48) sirgaz2 29
49) gjrc 27
50) Mark Armitage 27

Those who have used their size 12 stomping boots

1) PAz 110
2) TustinoAspria 70
3) Lion-O 33
4) Batman 32
5) Luke 30
6) yadobber 29
7) chardmarky 28
8) Ren 27
9) Robin 26
10) Bashful 22
11) ToXik-yogHurt 21
12) Grouch 20
13) DiscoStu 19
14) Stimpy 18
15) simonm 17
16) Snarf 17
17) Happy 15
18) MiniTazSRV 15
19) ItsHim 14
20) mortbase 14
21) Think Harder... 14
22) dodgy1210 12
23) Murf 12
24) The Dude 12
25) Brunel 11
26) trixter_canned 11
27) Grumpy (#2) 10
28) Priest 10
29) Tru-mp3 10
30) handsy 9
31) stuk 9
32) Doc 8
33) geekboy_uk 8
34) kolala 8
35) reeferjon 8
36) Useful Idiot 8
37) gjrc 7
38) Grinning death 7
39) paul (#2) 7
40) Shoit (#1) 7
41) Stiff_Cookie (#1) 7
42) zetti 7
43) AndiThompson 6
44) MiniTaz 6
45) Paul Campbell 6
46) Rancidelephant 6
47) Sleepy 6
48) tom_nieto 6
49) ade_the_shades 5
50) eric 5

Slackworth · 16 Dec 2002 at 21:29

A Few Stats For Those With Only A Single PC

Those who have taken Seti Bran, The Big Dumpers

1) Priest 50
2) Grouch 37
3) Kendo 37
4) Jim Williams (#1) 35
5) gjrc 27
6) chardmarky 19
7) MaYnArD 19
8) tom_nieto 18
9) Nick Roe (aka Dolph) 17
10) Astronut 14
11) Luggage 12
12) TrUz 12
13) Lowe(UK) 10
14) Rancidelephant 10
15) reeferjon 10
16) Nismo 8
17) PAz 8
18) Arun Holmes 7
19) BeLLyLaRd 7
20) MindYerBeak 7
21) myke 7
22) werewolf 7
23) Cheesy 6
24) IronFire 6
25) Vanilla 6
26) Big Kev 5
27) Piggymon 5
28) Greg 4
29) Scuzi 4
30) Dog 3
31) Foiled 3
32) magicpatch01 3
33) speedypeanut 3
34) Spie 3
35) vix 3
36) zetti 3
37) Beta 2
38) Dutch Guy 2
39) manicmarkjcj 2
40) r0b 2
41) rl253 2
42) Shoit (#1) 2
43) theredguy 2
44) Wilderbeast (#1) 2
45) Wol 2
46) Battie 1
47) Cyro 1
48) Daedalus 1
49) Donk 1
50) Garp 1

Those who have used their size 12 stomping boots

1) PAz 110
2) chardmarky 28
3) Grouch 20
4) Priest 10
5) reeferjon 8
6) gjrc 7
7) Shoit (#1) 7
8) zetti 7
9) Rancidelephant 6
10) tom_nieto 6
11) Kendo 5
12) Nismo 4
13) TrUz 4
14) luke284 3
15) rl253 3
16) slatey 3
17) Astronut 2
18) Garp 2
19) Luggage 2
20) werewolf 2
21) BeLLyLaRd 1
22) Daedalus 1
23) Dog 1
24) Greg 1
25) Leighr 1
26) Nick Roe (aka Dolph) 1

Slackworth · 16 Dec 2002 at 21:29

Tiffy Time!

Cakey And Sparkley Time

Those Who Have Recieved a Cir Tiff É Kate

The Ministry of Serendipity 450000
Lion-O 1000
TustinoAspria 500
OC3 500
hunterhamand 5000

Kongratchoolayshuns everyone on a Mighty Fine™ H'Achievement.

Remember to hang it on your cell wall with pride.

For that have a

WAHAY and a w00t

and some

H'onwards and H'upwards for the good ship SS H

ppy Stompah.

Grouch · 16 Dec 2002 at 21:39

/me glares at priest

My biggest ever dump and you just have to do a little bit more. Grrrrrr

H'onwards and H'upwards for everyone in Team Stomp U slackers

walsherz · 16 Dec 2002 at 21:40

Re: Tiffy Time!

Originally posted by adwhitworth
Those Who Have Recieved a Cir Tiff É Kate

All-Star Space Elephants 450000

now thats either some serious dumpage or Mr whitworth's brain is on meltdown again :rolleyes:

PurDunamis · 16 Dec 2002 at 21:40

Nice stats Mr whitworth

/me goes to see if edge have some forums so we can parp them

Markjcj · 16 Dec 2002 at 21:41

Re: Tiffy Time!

Originally posted by adwhitworth
Cakey And Sparkley Time

Those Who Have Recieved a Cir Tiff É Kate

All-Star Space Elephants 450000
Bren 1000
THE HUB 500
CaptainFizz 500

Kongratchoolayshuns everyone on a Mighty Fine™ H'Achievement.

Remember to hang it on your cell wall with pride.

For that have a

WAHAY and a w00t

and some

H'onwards and H'upwards for the good ship SS Hppy Stompah.

I think somebody better warn MoS that he's gonna get stomped by [ASSE] soon

TustinoAspria · 16 Dec 2002 at 21:46

err, where's my tiffy mention? :confused:

TustinoAspria · 16 Dec 2002 at 21:48

and how come THE HUB got a 2500 yesterday but 500 today :confused:

or am i just being retarded?

Markjcj · 16 Dec 2002 at 21:49

Mmmmm.....

The news is up to your usual good standards then Mr Slackworthy

Berserker · 16 Dec 2002 at 21:59

Looks like someone is going to be losing Spanky privileges, and wearing h'underpants on head, for three months, at least. This person:

a) Pinched Fixxxer's number 69 spot.
b) Didn't parp (at least, I haven't seen a parp).

GF · 16 Dec 2002 at 22:48

THE HUB 500 This is an insult! :eek:

we have 2500wu's not 500 :rolleyes:

me thinks Mr whitworth needs to lose spanky privalidges for a while

Snash · 16 Dec 2002 at 22:52

Nice stats as usual Mr ADW - if a little whacky

I thought Capn Fizz reached the 500 a long long time ago

Slackworth · 16 Dec 2002 at 23:10

Soz peeps....Tiffy's are now EDITED

I CANT BELIEVE I DID THAT!!!!

/walks off in shame :rolleyes:

Guest · 16 Dec 2002 at 23:11

Nice to see Mr. Spamworthy getting it right again. At least it's all correct now

As a special treat to all those Sir-Tif-é-Kat winners, please let me present you with this lovely cake which was hand prepared earlier today in the OcUK dunjunns.

Yup. You guessed it. It is of course banana cake

Cut yourself a slice and give it a taste

K.

andi · 16 Dec 2002 at 23:30

Adwitworth, I asked you last week if you could put me on the single PC list, and you did (thanks..) but now i seem to have disappeared off it again! Could you sort it out for me? Cheers..

MindYerBeak · 17 Dec 2002 at 04:37

"Hubba hubba,
O Great Master"

hunterhamand · 17 Dec 2002 at 04:41

Attn. of Slacker Whitworth or is that Spammer Whitworth

Where's the mention of my 2500 tiffy ? :mad:

Slackworth · 17 Dec 2002 at 12:25

Done s'ah

Slackworth · 17 Dec 2002 at 12:27

Originally posted by andi
Adwitworth, I asked you last week if you could put me on the single PC list, and you did (thanks..) but now i seem to have disappeared off it again! Could you sort it out for me? Cheers..

I will check this s'ah - It could be you aren't making dumps - even if u are - u can still be knocked down a place

OcUK News 16th December 2002

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