OCUK wisdom quotes

[Adam_151]

A couple snippets of humourous wisdom stood out to me as I was browsing just now, so I thought I'll start a thread to collect them and see how many we get.

Lopez on tailgating:

Never tailgate a crap car because the owner won't give a second thought to sending you through his bootlid.

Che on Strip clubs:

It's not the case of whether you'd be allowed to by your partner, but why you want to go in the first place? I've been once, out of curiosity, but you just leave even more hornier than when you went in and very much poorer.

Appologies in advance for the crap thread