At my last interview I was asked "What type of animal would you be if you could be anything, and why?". Questions like that annoy me,as firstly I fail to see how it's in anyway relevant to whether I can do the job or not, and secondly my subconscience instantly begins mocking the rather farcical situation by feeding me utterly daft answers whilst I'm trying to give a serious response. In that particular instance my mind was suddenly flashing up "A PANDA 'COS IT EATS, SHOOTS AND LEAVES LOL" on a brightly lit billboard, with fireworks erupting around it and the 1812 Overture blasting away in my head as I struggled to suppress the urge to laugh. I eventually said something along the lines of "Some sort of ape I suppose as I find my opposable thumbs to be quite handy.".....
And no, I really didn't intend the pun either. After realising what I'd said and grimacing inside, my head then flooded with a torrent of masturbation jokes and I was back to struggling to suppress the urge to laugh.