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So this unsavoury looking youth knocks on my door, flashes a card with photo and some text and starts his speech about how tough his life has been and he's done some bad things but I should feel sorry for him.
I cut it short and asks him what he wanted - noting he doesn't have the usual bag of junk items to sell to householders. Maybe looking for a paid job? No chance.
'Would I like to make a donation?'
What? er. No I wouldn't.
'Do you smoke?"
What's that got to do with you? says I.
"Can you give me a cigarette?"
er. No.
Pulls a snarly face and walks slowly away...
Brilliant government sponsored scheme this is.
I cut it short and asks him what he wanted - noting he doesn't have the usual bag of junk items to sell to householders. Maybe looking for a paid job? No chance.
'Would I like to make a donation?'
What? er. No I wouldn't.
'Do you smoke?"
What's that got to do with you? says I.
"Can you give me a cigarette?"
er. No.
Pulls a snarly face and walks slowly away...
Brilliant government sponsored scheme this is.
