Office Farts (how do you sneak them out)

MuttsNutts · 27 Jan 2011 at 12:44

Just a bit of Banter to how you guys let them smelly one's out and pass the blame LOL

I currently work out on the road going to Business, Schools, Colleges Uni's etc repairing, servicing & installing PCs, Laptops, Servers and networking Equipment.... sometimes im in one place all day.

And from time to time like any bloke (girls too as we all know there's smell just as bad as ours

) the night before weve had a curry or something thats sets the gas flowing.... We have to let em out but there's me either crammed into a broom cuboard (so called IT Dept) full of IT bods or In a office full of hot women who you don't know and you let one out.....

Then what do you do?
Run?
Stay and hope no one knows it's you?
Blame somone else?
or what?

Im often in this predicemet advise and stories please LOL

MuttsNutts · 27 Jan 2011 at 12:56

Robbie G said:
As soon as there's a female around it's like someone turned off the bumhole switch. When it's just the lads, it's like World War II.

I agree when im in my office with the lads.... it's who's done that and we all follow suit.... But when im out stuck in offices full of hot women what can I do?

MuttsNutts · 27 Jan 2011 at 13:03

Robbie G said:
Hold it in? Or don't you possess an anal sphincter?

They burn most times....LOL Had a KFC Zinger Burger last night and the spicy coating burns a little when you eat it but burn a hell of a lot more on the way out.....lol

MuttsNutts · 27 Jan 2011 at 13:05

AHarvey said:
Is it just me that doesn't do this? I also don't find it very funny in public. I've just never seen the humour behind it.

You never had the ifart app on the iPhone?

MuttsNutts · 27 Jan 2011 at 13:12

kgi said:
That's because there is no humour behind it.

Apparently most posters in this thread don't have office toilets. I wonder what they do when they feel the need to defecate..do their colleagues follow suit to that as well?

OMG Office Banter its a way to get through the day with some fun.
Or do you talk by the water cooler sipping tea with Tarquin and Cuthbert
Oh Tally Ho Chaps

MuttsNutts · 27 Jan 2011 at 13:28

Dkore-DeX said:
No I wasn't suggesting sex with the bum, a girl I used to go out with could queef using a similair technique to your man queef technique.

Fa**y Fart....

MuttsNutts · 27 Jan 2011 at 14:09

why is it when my misses farts in bed it's ok it grants me permission for me to do it, but when I do i get called dirty get and a slap.... ???

It's ok for her to do it next to me but when I answer her back with one she hits the roof.
Well she keeps saying I dont listen to her and answer her back lol
Do it with a fart this Valentines day LOL