Office games to try

Jamming a pair of scissors or letter opener into the chair lifting mechanism on a swivel gas chair. When they sit on the chair they go straight down!

Ring up the office nearby and as they answer hang up (ears are a must in listening to them run to their desk).
 
Spacky said:
Jamming a pair of scissors or letter opener into the chair lifting mechanism on a swivel gas chair. When they sit on the chair they go straight down!

Ring up the office nearby and as they answer hang up (ears are a must in listening to them run to their desk).
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just trying this one now, good call guys down for breakfast!
 
Biohazard said:
see how many POST ITS you can stick on someones back
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Oooooooooooooooooooooooo the Dick and Dom game

Start with a post it and work up your paper size to A3 \o/
 
When you get annoying saleseque calls coming in, keep passing them along to your colleagues saying they need this department. Do this about 8 or 9 times, if there is only a few of you, put on different voices.

Guaranteed hilarity
 
I've done the switching monitor trick, raise a few chuckles.

Alternatively - screen grab the desktop then remove all icons and set the screen dump as the wallpaper. That'll teach folk not to lock their screens.

Another on the chair front but it only works if the desks have a bar along the fron under the top and the chair has arms... Push chair under desk in nice tidy manner then hit the height adjust - chair goes up and cannot be removed due to bar under desk. Childish I know but show me an office joke that isn't ;)
 
Spacky said:
Oooooooooooooooooooooooo the Dick and Dom game

Start with a post it and work up your paper size to A3 \o/
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I still prefer 'Bogies' but not exactly appropriate for an office. :D
 
Save holepunches for months then fill someones jacket/purse with them.

Empty a holepunches into someones desktop fan.

Sellotape random items of theirs i.e. favourite pen to the ceiling of the office.

Superglue items to their desk, or together!

Put stamping ink on the end of their phones.

Elastic band round the head when they are on the phone

Rubbish bin on the head when they are on the phone

Good game: The other person chooses a random phrase or word you have to fit into the next telephone conversation. The more times you can get it the more points you get. Something like 'Long Shaft' or 'Squatting Gently'.
 
Seal up someones cubicle with cellophane and then fill it with this polystyrene thingys used in packaging.

One of my personal favourites, if you are near a lift. Wait until a colleague goes to the toilet or a meeting and then put as many of their furniture items into the lift. We managed to get someones desk, chair, computer, wastebin and briefcase in the lift once. :p
 
More phone fun:

Tape down the button under the handset and phone them, they pick the phone up and look bemused as it carries on ringing.

Alternatively tape the handset to the body of the phone and phone them up.
 
MookJong said:
Start
Run
CMD
NET SEND "name of colleagues PC" Hello Ugly

:D
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Reminds me of when I was in a resaturant, my mate sent a picture of my face to a random bluetooth phone alongwith the text "You Smell". Cheers mate. Fortunately he saw the funny side...
 
kaiowas said:
More phone fun:

Alternatively tape the handset to the body of the phone and phone them up.
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Classic

One of my personal favourites, if you are near a lift. Wait until a colleague goes to the toilet or a meeting and then put as many of their furniture items into the lift. We managed to get someones desk, chair, computer, wastebin and briefcase in the lift once.
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Great again, or alternatively when they go to the toilet, pile as many other items of furniture on their desk as possible

I can't remember what I'm supposed to do at work, another good one is putting their clocks forward an hour and watch their disappointment as they realise its 4:25 and not 5:25.
 
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