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James J

James J

James J

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During the xmas festivities today my father drank a whole bottle of southern comfort, fell over in the living room knocking our 40 inch samsung LCD tv over (its not broken thank god) and vomiting on the floor, toilet floor, toilet seat and the smallest of bits in the toilet.

My mum cooked waaaay too much stuff and had hidden loads of marks and spencers chocolate cake thingers which we all devoured at about 6 oclock and it still feels like im about to die from them due to my belly making the oddest of sounds hehe.

Anyone else had a barmy christmas?
 
Hehe, to top if off im typing this on my macbook whilst sat with my family watching hellraiser 1,2 and 3 on zone horror, how festive :P
 
i was lying before, not much has happened this year :\.. although we were all watching the silver surfer on blue ray about 5oclock and my gran an grandad were snoring on the sofa lol
 
Andr3w said:
i was lying before, not much has happened this year :\.. although we were all watching the silver surfer on blue ray about 5oclock and my gran an grandad were snoring on the sofa lol
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haha, reminds me of my grandparents who also live with us at the moment due to the floods. Nan went to bed early and my grandad sat there with his top off watching strictly come dancing and commented on each one of the womans legs. 18 stone of fat old crazy geezar and a buffet near him really dont mix!
 
Fortunately my Dad got that behaviour out of the way during his Christmas-do. Called for a lift from the train station, well I say called for a lift, the actual dialogue was "can you come and train me up from the station?", and then fell into the car. Came in from his "do" (at 8pm no less), stumbled over the doorstep, fell onto the floor, and lay there for a good hour or so, on the door mat.

We proceeded to try moving him into the lounge and onto the sofa, but the second we tried moving him, his korma came back up (looking exactly the same as I imagine it went in). We left him to it.

The next morning came and he swore blind that we were making it all up. :D
 
Went to a Christmas carol service at church on Christmas eve with my dad, stepmum and half sister (who's nearly 3). In the middle of one of the prayers my sis puts on a serious face, turns to my stepmum and (loud enough for the whole place to hear) goes "mummy, I don't think I want to come to church again" She then turns towards the minister, puts her finger to her lips and goes "SHHHHHH"

:D
 
I drank bit too much vodka on Christmas eve, and offered sex to the first person who drove me home (thankfully my mum had sent someone to pick us all up)
Then my brothers mate walks into the spare room (where I am now semi-concious and trying to go to sleep - with a jack russell in the bed too, I think he was worried about me!) and says hes looking for somewhere to sleep, as hes like my younger brother I sent him packing. Certain things Jack Russells dont need to see!
Hence why I am not drinking now for a while....at least Christmas Day was uneventful.
:D
 
knip said:
I drank bit too much vodka on Christmas eve, and offered sex to the first person who drove me home (thankfully my mum had sent someone to pick us all up)
Then my brothers mate walks into the spare room (where I am now semi-concious and trying to go to sleep - with a jack russell in the bed too, I think he was worried about me!) and says hes looking for somewhere to sleep, as hes like my younger brother I sent him packing. Certain things Jack Russells dont need to see!
Hence why I am not drinking now for a while....at least Christmas Day was uneventful.
:D
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You Dirty Dawg! You got 6 inches for Christmas!
 
Last year we went to my uncle's for Christmas Eve. He and I went to the pub but promised my grandparents that we'd be at Church for Midnight Mass... which we were many pints + chasers later. I was belting out the hymns like a good grandson but when my uncle knelt to pray he promptly nodded off, snoring at a tremendous volume with the entire congregation and the vicar staring at him.

Good times :).

All very civilised this year!
 
We watched snakes on a plane on DVD while drinking port and jagermeister(except my little brother who was on the OJ ;))

Is this considered strange?
 
knip said:
I drank bit too much vodka on Christmas eve, and offered sex to the first person who drove me home (thankfully my mum had sent someone to pick us all up)
Then my brothers mate walks into the spare room (where I am now semi-concious and trying to go to sleep - with a jack russell in the bed too, I think he was worried about me!) and says hes looking for somewhere to sleep, as hes like my younger brother I sent him packing. Certain things Jack Russells dont need to see!
Hence why I am not drinking now for a while....at least Christmas Day was uneventful.
:D
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I hope You were using Protection Young Lady:mad:













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