OMG foxes...

Efour · 20 Jan 2011 at 01:19

Seriously its 1am and all i can hear is what sounds like someone strangling a duck crossed with a baby crying, nay SCREAMING, about 20 foot outside my window...

I've open the curtains turned the lights on and made a scary "RAWR" noise yet 30s seconds later they come back and start all over again.

Should i get a Mac10 and put them down or what...?

Cool story

Malt_Vinegar · 20 Jan 2011 at 01:20

They are eating something. go remove it!

Efour · 20 Jan 2011 at 01:23

The only thing out there is the corpse of a hooker that i murdered last night...

/sigh ill get my marigolds and hacksaw out.

drunkenmaster · 20 Jan 2011 at 01:26

Go to kitchen, drink several large glasses of water, wait till you need to pee, go in garden and spray everywhere = foxes go bye bye.

Well often,human pee is pretty good for scenting a garden to get rid of foxes.

They are ruddy awful in the mating season, too early for that I think but you occasionally get the odd bad night around here at other times.

They've been way way less bad since we got cats again, they scentmark the garden crap in other peoples gardens and foxes/other cats spend way way less time than they used to in our garden.

"andy" · 20 Jan 2011 at 01:34

have you seen them ? could just be cats raping other cats. loud !

Efour · 20 Jan 2011 at 01:37

i know what cat rape sounds like...

Cosimo · 20 Jan 2011 at 01:38

Do you know that they are foxes?

Cosimo · 20 Jan 2011 at 01:40

Efour2 said:
i know what cat rape sounds like...

Confession of a..?

Biohazard · 20 Jan 2011 at 01:42

Hah.

Should hear the cats round here.

It sounds like wild children screaming, wailing, constantly when they go at it.

If I didn't like photos of them so much I'd be out throwing **** at them!

asim18 · 20 Jan 2011 at 01:52

Efour2 said:
made a scary "RAWR" noise yet 30s seconds later they come back and start all over again.

Not scary enough. The mac10 should sort it.

Ali195 · 20 Jan 2011 at 01:55

asim18 said:
Not scary enough. The mac10 should sort it.

In 3 minutes is too much time for foxes to hide.

Maybe a laser?

Ken · 20 Jan 2011 at 01:57

Foxes respawn. You can't outfox a fox.

PGdude · 20 Jan 2011 at 02:16

Motion trip mines scattered around. Sorts everything from pesky kids to burglars to cat rape.

Efour · 20 Jan 2011 at 02:18

Man alive they are at it again.. yeah its foxes they look pretty fantastic. Like Basil Brush but with back legs and no tweed jacket.

Gazza123 · 20 Jan 2011 at 02:29

lol at "Scary RAWR noise"

cheets64 · 20 Jan 2011 at 02:47

Its called English countryside

RetiredGreyFox · 20 Jan 2011 at 07:54

cheets64 said:
Its called English countryside

I don't live in the country and we have 4 foxes annoying us.
They won't go to Wigan so you've probably never seen them near normal houses.

SouthEastBlue · 20 Jan 2011 at 07:58

Urban foxes are the biggest pain in the arse ever... and their squeeling noises are pretty freaky. :eek:

Cosimo · 20 Jan 2011 at 08:00

We have some urban foxes around here but there hasn’t been a racket for a while.

Narj · 20 Jan 2011 at 08:01

SouthEastBlue said:
Urban foxes are the biggest pain in the arse ever... and their squeeling noises are pretty freaky.

Their numbers seem to be getting out of control around my way - they do make a lot of noise at night. I'm thinking of asking Tarquin and his buddies if they fancy a bit of sport....