only allowed to take 12 cans

jordan282 · 13 Jun 2010 at 13:20

i need the strongest lager/cider in the biggest possible cans available from the local supermarkets.
Im going to festivals which specified only 12 cans (no spirits)
Im a fat boy and need a lot to get boozed

theNude · 13 Jun 2010 at 13:22

hide a couple in your anus

Windle · 13 Jun 2010 at 13:23

Tennents Super (9%)

JBuk · 13 Jun 2010 at 13:24

jordan282 said:
i need the strongest lager/cider in the biggest possible cans available from the local supermarkets.
Im going to festivals which specified only 12 cans (no spirits)
Im a fat boy and need a lot to get boozed

Kestral Superstrength or Force10 if it's still on the go

both taste like crap though

ac1d1ty · 13 Jun 2010 at 13:24

Tennants. Its actually pretty nice as well

jellybeard999 · 13 Jun 2010 at 13:31

Worst thread ever. Everything that is ridiculously strong is awful. Your best bet is probably some nice cider (around 8% - so still strong); westons or similar.

Megahurtz400 · 13 Jun 2010 at 13:34

Sounds like a crap festival......

Mik3 · 13 Jun 2010 at 13:34

Windle said:
Tennents Super (9%)

After 12 cans of that tar he would be going home in an ambulance.

Ahleckz · 13 Jun 2010 at 13:35

What type of festival specifies only 12 cans allowed and no spirits? Sounds crap. I guess they'll be keeping the speakers low on volume, so they don't disturb the ants as well?

Boxes of wine are ideal I've found (take the bag out of the box and shove 'em in your bag). Make great pillows too!
Failing that, Tennent's Super, Special Brew or Pulse cider.

Clum · 13 Jun 2010 at 13:35

If you can't sneak a bottle of some kind of spirit in then you don't deserve the title of Man.

jordan282 · 13 Jun 2010 at 13:35

its a 5 day festival

monkentage · 13 Jun 2010 at 13:35

K cider

Cosimo · 13 Jun 2010 at 13:37

Just drink twelve before you go in.

rker83 · 13 Jun 2010 at 13:37

K cider, from tesco, nice enough cold and pretty strong (8.4%) - also cheap.

ac1d1ty · 13 Jun 2010 at 13:39

Clum said:
If you can't sneak a bottle of some kind of spirit in then you don't deserve the title of Man.

tbh

Windle · 13 Jun 2010 at 13:39

Mik3 said:
After 12 cans of that tar he would be going home in an ambulance.

12 cans of Super is just the lunchtime warm-up round here

rz30 · 13 Jun 2010 at 13:44

Try debowe mocne @ 7% it actually very tasty beer, i was expecting something undrinkable.

jordan282 · 13 Jun 2010 at 13:47

ac1d1ty said:
tbh

i still want them to see 12 cans of strong stuff so they think fair enough he wont be dodgy

Kristoph · 13 Jun 2010 at 13:47

Strongbow Super.

rz30 · 13 Jun 2010 at 13:49

Or you could buy 12 big bottles of beer and a bottle capper(£10) and fill them with vodka.