Man of Honour
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- 17 Feb 2003
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I don't often get too embarrassed about anything. I remember my 9 year old son asking me what condoms were in a public lav and why they were strawberry flavour? 
"ask ya mum"
Today, I was in a sandwich/coffee house buying some lunch and a coffee like you do. After paying I was moving my way down to the end where the coffees were being served. After a few minutes, a young "rather nice looking" girl presents me my coffee. However, it didn't have one those plastic lid thingys on and I wanted a plastic lid thingy.. So I attempted to place one single handed because my other hand was rather occupied.
The damn thing wouldn't fit on so I pushed it down harder and harder then the laws of mavity got me. The cup seemed to explode on all sides and upwards. Getting me, the nice young lady and everyone within a few square miles it seemed. One women in the queue was soaked and the sandwich bar was pretty much out of action for a few minutes.
"ground, please swallow me whole now" Alll I could hear was ****** **** *** *** etc etc..
I tried to do a Hiro and squinted hard but I was still there.. in that coffee house.. everyone moaning and pointing a finger.
Once the dust had settled.. I asked for a replacement ...
"ask ya mum"Today, I was in a sandwich/coffee house buying some lunch and a coffee like you do. After paying I was moving my way down to the end where the coffees were being served. After a few minutes, a young "rather nice looking" girl presents me my coffee. However, it didn't have one those plastic lid thingys on and I wanted a plastic lid thingy.. So I attempted to place one single handed because my other hand was rather occupied.
The damn thing wouldn't fit on so I pushed it down harder and harder then the laws of mavity got me. The cup seemed to explode on all sides and upwards. Getting me, the nice young lady and everyone within a few square miles it seemed. One women in the queue was soaked and the sandwich bar was pretty much out of action for a few minutes.
"ground, please swallow me whole now" Alll I could hear was ****** **** *** *** etc etc..
I tried to do a Hiro and squinted hard but I was still there.. in that coffee house.. everyone moaning and pointing a finger.
Once the dust had settled.. I asked for a replacement ...
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