oops that was embarrasing

Zaphan58 · 29 Dec 2006 at 12:37

I just walked over to the window to have a look out as I thought I heard someone try put something through the letter box. Anyway there was nobody there and I then did a big stretch when.......my fly was down and my tackle fell out.

Luckily I dont think anybody saw although an old lady walking past nearly got an eyeful but I think I was pretty quick at putting the beast back in the cage.

Theres a school right opposite though so I hope nobody saw and thinks Im a flasher.

No bashes at the door yet anyway, anyone else done something similar before?

I remember at college once it happended to my mate except he was stood up and went to talk to my other mate who was sat down, he got a nasty suprise when he turned round.

We laughed about that all year

Murf · 29 Dec 2006 at 12:39

Commando?

Andelusion · 29 Dec 2006 at 12:42

Haha nice work. You don't have any nasty smudgy marks on the window do you now ? :eek:

Andr3w · 29 Dec 2006 at 12:43

fo you people not wear underwear?

edit: i forgot to mention, baggy boxers + baggy shorts + exercise =

gord · 29 Dec 2006 at 12:44

Hold on.. you went to your window.. which is big enough for everyone to see you in your entirety.. and you did a big stretch..

What?

trojan698 · 29 Dec 2006 at 12:45

His willy fell out. Did you not read it?

Zaphan58 · 29 Dec 2006 at 12:46

Murf said:
Commando?

I dont normally but I slept in my shorts last night and have just been lounging round the house so havent got properly dressed yet. Bit of a mistake I think :eek:

Zaphan58 · 29 Dec 2006 at 12:47

gord said:
Hold on.. you went to your window.. which is big enough for everyone to see you in your entirety.. and you did a big stretch..

What?

Read it a bit more closely

Efour · 29 Dec 2006 at 12:50

lol i see what he means, you farted and somehow that leads to your tackle flopping out....

still a VERY interesting tale... lol

basmic · 29 Dec 2006 at 12:51

I remember getting the police to my door about a complaint of indecent exposure from our postie - because somebody peeked through the curtains to see who was knocking at the front door, and the snake wanted to come out and play. :eek:

starscream · 29 Dec 2006 at 12:53

Zaphan58 said:
I just walked over to the window to have a look out as I thought I heard someone try put something through the letter box. Anyway there was nobody there and I then did a big stretch when.......my fly was down and my tackle fell out.

.... And that M'lud is the case for the defence