Operation: Joke

CliffyBiro · 30 Oct 2008 at 22:36

I had to move house as it was haunted by a gay ghost.

He kept putting the willies up me.

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

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Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?

Because It Scares The Dog

A.N.Other · 30 Oct 2008 at 22:37

Not bad

Van Hellseek · 30 Oct 2008 at 22:37

apeZ · 30 Oct 2008 at 22:37

Ok....I guess.

CliffyBiro · 30 Oct 2008 at 22:38

Question from a recent UK survey:

Are there too many foreigners in this country now?

Answer:

20%: YES

10%: NO

70%: معهد الأمن العالمي بواشنط

Pilky01 · 30 Oct 2008 at 22:39

CliffyBiro · 30 Oct 2008 at 22:40

Pilky01 said:
no.

Are you answering the survey?

It's ended, unfortunately.

slambo69 · 30 Oct 2008 at 22:41

skippi90 said:
Question from a recent UK survey:

Are there too many foreigners in this country now?

Answer:

20%: YES

10%: NO

70%: معهد الأمن العالمي بواشنط

Haha!

AntiHeroUK · 30 Oct 2008 at 22:41

Pilky01 · 30 Oct 2008 at 22:41

skippi90 said:
Are you answering the survey?

It's ended, unfortunately.

no.

CliffyBiro · 30 Oct 2008 at 22:46

Snow white has been expelled from the Disneyland X Factor contest.
She was caught sitting on Pinochio's face singing "Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies "

Vonhelmet · 30 Oct 2008 at 22:46

Bad jokes: Just say no.

Snograt · 30 Oct 2008 at 22:55

When asked if he was divorcing Minnie Mouse because of her protruding teeth, Mickey replied: "No, I said I'm divorcing her because she's ****** Goofy."

No swearing

Gilly

Pilky01 · 30 Oct 2008 at 23:00

skippi90 said:
Snow white has been expelled from the Disneyland X Factor contest.
She was caught sitting on Pinochio's face singing "Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies "

no.

Cocky-Roach · 30 Oct 2008 at 23:04

skippi90 said:
Question from a recent UK survey:

Are there too many foreigners in this country now?

Answer:

20%: YES

10%: NO

70%: معهد الأمن العالمي بواشنط

hahaha nice 1

SlyReaper · 30 Oct 2008 at 23:06

The sky diving one made me chuckle

Keyser Soze · 30 Oct 2008 at 23:06

skippi90 said:
Question from a recent UK survey:

Are there too many foreigners in this country now?

Answer:

20%: YES

10%: NO

70%: معهد الأمن العالمي بواشنط

good one

Pilky01 · 30 Oct 2008 at 23:09

Snograt said:
When asked if he was divorcing Minnie Mouse because of her protruding teeth, Mickey replied: "No, I said I'm divorcing her because she's ****** Goofy."

no.

Oddw1re · 30 Oct 2008 at 23:13

I liked the survey joke

PS: Pilky @ Spam

jak731 · 30 Oct 2008 at 23:29

Pilky01 said:
no.

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