our cat got in a fight

[Cosimo]

Thread fails.

I was expecting a video

So you want a cat fight video?

 

[Pixel]

Your cat is clearly in need of a montage.

Indeed.

Show this to your cat.

 

[Dj_Jestar]

There can be only one Montage...

YOU'RE THE BEST.... AROUND... NOTHING'S GONNA EVER KEEP YOU DOWN!!

 

[Nix]

A bit of German in there for you too; gives it depth.

 

[Nix]

Yeeaaah!

 

["andy"]

Keep putting him outside, he'll go further afoot when he’s ready.

this.

cats are clever. they will quickly work out wheres safe and where not to go.

 

[godinman]

We had a cat that kept getting beaten by a neighbours cat, it progressed into me, my brother and the dog chasing the offending cat full pelt down the field screaming, it didn't come back.

How manly of us, grrrrr.

 

[Mr Jack]

Get a catflap so he can get in and out as he pleases and he'll soon become comfortable with going out again.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Put it through one of those training Montages like they have in Rocky!

 

[koolpc]

Send him to self defence classes!!!

 

[bledd]

Nothing worked!... that is until someone shoved a mobile phone up the bulldog's arse, now that most definitely worked.

They must have seen that trick on Dog Whisperer

 

[Monkey Puzzle]

My dog got into a fight once... well I say got into a fight. Some other dog bit him 'round the neck. He was at a dog show and some stupid div had brought their dog who clearly had an temperament problem. Anyway, there was my dog, who's got the temperament of feather pillow and a rather mellow one at that, with this bulldog's jaws locked around his neck. People rushed over to try and separate them. They tried prying the bulldog's jaws open with their bare hands and when that didn't work, with pens, tent pegs, walking stick, you name it. When that didn't work they pulled the bulldog's nose back, hit him on the head with their keys, anything to separate them. Nothing worked!... that is until someone shoved a mobile phone up the bulldog's arse, now that most definitely worked.

When my dog (a Soft Coated Wheaten Terrier) was released, even though he had bleeding teeth marks all around his neck, he just wagged his tail like it was all a game. The person who (literally) owned the ill tempered bulldog was told by the show organiser, in no uncertain terms, that "if that dog was ever brought to another show it (the show organiser) would be reported to the RSPCA as a dangerous animal".

Did it help with the iphones reception troubles?

 

[atpbx]

My Cat is not very big, he seems to suffer from small cat syndrome, he starts on anything.
He came in with a mangled claw the other week, and clumbs of missing fur, he looked like he had been fighting with a wood chipper.

He loves it.

 

[OzyOly]

My Cat is not very big, he seems to suffer from small cat syndrome, he starts on anything.
He came in with a mangled claw the other week, and clumbs of missing fur, he looked like he had been fighting with a wood chipper.

He loves it.

Tell him to leave the OP's cat alone.

 

[Turambar]

My childhood cat came home with one of it's eyeballs hanging out. That was pleasant. Now we have dogs.

 

[Cosimo]

My Cat is not very big, he seems to suffer from small cat syndrome, he starts on anything.
He came in with a mangled claw the other week, and clumbs of missing fur, he looked like he had been fighting with a wood chipper.

He loves it.

If he takes on squirrels I’ll have him.

 

[~>Dg<~]

1st rule of cat fight club