Overclockers .... I'm Devastated. :(

[Von Smallhausen]

First of all my friends, never mix Stella, Old England real ale, Budweiser, chicken tikka dupiaza and Kingfisher lager.

Earlier tonight I was out having some beers and the wrestling was on in the pub. I was lolling as backflips out of the ring onto the opponents shoulders were performed and just then the barman said .... ' This is so ******* fake. '



This was like being told Santa didn't exist and I am devastated, although Santa does exist. I have seen him in Fenwicks.

I have always though that wrestling was real and that Big Daddy always chinned Giant Haystacks and Kendo Nagasaki on merit. My dreams have been shattered and I am now an unhappy man. Please help.

BOIK !!!!!

brb, I think I'm going to vom.

 

[Nix]

You're also adopted.

 

[speeduk]

lol?

 

[Mr.Orb]

Someone has had to many

 

[G|mp]

Remember kids, Dont drink and post

 

[KaHn]

Yeah i think you should stay off the hot sauce mate

KaHn

 

[Rotty]

sounds like a normal night in the VS household then

 

["andy"]

omg is this true ???
















ps: do you smell what the rocks cooking ?

 

[Berserker]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm afraid it's true.

However, when they say how big the wrestlers are, they're usually not far wrong. Having shaken hands with one of them, I know this to be true. Fortunately, I didn't get chokeslammed for my troubles.

 

[Neoni]

lol never fails to impress.

 

[SideWinder]

/chokeslams Von

\o/

 

[JCBeastie]

Also, the tooth fairy rapes you...

 

[speeduk]

ps: do you smell what the rocks cooking ?

Peoples elbow! Elbow to the chest is sooooo painful!!111

 

[Zefan]

ps: do you smell what the rocks cooking ?

I smell what he's been sippin'.

 

[Hostile_18]

Wrestling in a pub? Tell me the name of this holy place.


When theres a pub having a 24 marathon, thats when I'll be a made man.

 

[Von Smallhausen]

Please .... Big Daddy. Give me a sign.

 

[Otacon]

No Von, YOU'RE a legend.

 

[Von Smallhausen]

No Von, YOU'RE a legend.

* Wipes tear * ( or is it curry sauce ? )

Thank you. I am still upset though, I thought chairs in the ring and female slaps were real.

 

[Nix]

* Wipes tear * ( or is it curry sauce ? )

Thank you. I am still upset though, I thought chairs in the ring and female slaps were real.

If it's any consolation, care bears are real.

 

[Psymonkee]

It's the sledgehammers and barbed wire bats you gotta look out for though