Oxford University Jokes

[mleanz1]

Im going to a friends engagement party. Shes an Oxford University student. I am obviously not and was hoping to reply with something witty that would make her laugh. It needs to be something about higher leauge universitys.

 

[apeZ]

Not Oxford, nor a joke, but there's a little poem that I sent on to a friend of mine who's at Cambridge:

There was a young fellow at Trinity,
who seeked the square-root of infinity.
But to work with the digits,
gave him such fidgets,
that he dropped maths and took up divinity.

 

[trent]

Not Oxford, nor a joke,.

Edit - Nevermind.

 

[markweatherill]

Toilet humour about 'rag week'.
I can't develop this theme any further myself but I've provided a concept at least.

 

[mleanz1]

haha that peoms great cheers guys!!

 

[Participant]

If you try to be funny it will be obvious that you are a corny *******.

 

[qwerty]

How many Oxford dons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change!? What do you mean CHANGE!?!?

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

^ Raised a smile

 

[JonJ678]

Drunkenly sing "I'd rather be a leper than a tab" and you'll be fine.

 

[RobPot]

You punt at the wrong end - I'm sure you can make something from that.

 

[Nitefly]

"She's a crap cook - too used to ordering from Cowley Road"

 

[cactuscake]

Not Oxford, nor a joke, but there's a little poem that I sent on to a friend of mine who's at Cambridge:

There was a young fellow at Trinity,
who seeked the square-root of infinity.
But to work with the digits,
gave him such fidgets,
that he dropped maths and took up divinity.

seeked?

 

[Bennie-Mac]

There once was a woman who went to a higher league university, she ended up in a high paying job but was too focused on her career so in the end died unhappy and alone after 6 divorces. None of her children bothered to come to the funeral. LOLOL

 

[Minstadave]

LOL CAMBRIDGE IS BETTER LOL.

That's just fact