Pants. And the lack of.

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Settle an argument for me please chaps. Wearing no pants/ies under your clothes. Is it going commando? Or going Admiral? (admiral? I mean....WTF!!)

*smugly awaits total vindication!!!*

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Von Smallhausen said:
Who said it is going Admiral ?

They must visit some strange working mens clubs !!!!!

Lets see if the offending OCUK member is willing to step up and be ridiculed!!
 
Garrett said:
Perhaps going admiral is like going comando, but whilst aroused?


WELL! Its funny you should say that! Because the reason he calls it Admiral is because apparently thats the reason Nelson had his hand in his jacket all the time...to have a fiddle! Except a) the hand was in his jacket! Right up here *points to chestage* which would mean he'd have to be VERY aroused

and b) he didnt have a hand!

I think I might have been had :confused:
 
BrightonBelle said:
There are some times with some outfits where you just have to go commando.

That is all I am going to say about the matter.

/runs from thread

BB x

You really think they'll let you get away with so few details? The vultures are circling already!!
 
Muban said:
Only the smuttiest people sashay you know, they just try and make the innuendo seem sophisticated :p

I thought spohisticated people sashy and smutty people shimmy. Or is it the other way? :confused:
 
Gilly said:
Hurry up and spill the Admiral beans so I can close this smutfest.

Please dont lock it sir...pleeeease sir. No more smut, promise, but I cant name him. He'll own up in the morning Im sure.

Pleeeeeeease *hangs on trouser leg*
 
Admiral Huddy said:
this all come about because i accidently put my sons pants on one day to work which were a little tight side.. being a big boy and that (me not my son) anyway they had to be removed hance going Admiral :D


WHOOOOOOAAAH!!!!! Hold your horses fella! Dont think you're slipping that little gem in without giving ALL the details!

Let me help you along....

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